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I just paid a carpenter to build me a double bed and he's done a bunk. It's just one thing on top of another!
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Don't eat liquorice before going to bed, as it makes you dream about all sorts!
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You did say you were getting your coat...Taipan wrote: Wed Jul 02, 2025 11:59 am Don't eat liquorice before going to bed, as it makes you dream about all sorts!
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Anybody want to hear an old joke? Of course you do, here goes:
This was told to the class by my maths teacher when I was about 12 years old, so about 1961.
After the flood, Noah told all the animals to go forth and multiply. Off they went, two by two, until just one pair remained: a couple of snakes. Noah asked them "Why are you still here?" They replied "We can't multiply, we're adders". So God invented logarithms.
I said it was old, I didn't say it was good.
This was told to the class by my maths teacher when I was about 12 years old, so about 1961.
After the flood, Noah told all the animals to go forth and multiply. Off they went, two by two, until just one pair remained: a couple of snakes. Noah asked them "Why are you still here?" They replied "We can't multiply, we're adders". So God invented logarithms.
I said it was old, I didn't say it was good.
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Fortunately the dogs can still shoot up heroin, carry knives and guns and mug old ladies.
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