The worst bike part you ever bought?

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Re: The worst bike part you ever bought?

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A cheap Chinese brake disc, it warped the first time I used the brake.
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Re: The worst bike part you ever bought?

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Mini indicators ...
I realised by the time I got home they were nasty.
Still sitting the the garage ....

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Re: The worst bike part you ever bought?

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Harry wrote: โ†‘Fri Dec 11, 2020 8:15 am brown handmade burnished leather seat that looks like an old tractor seat in the shape of a shovel. I think it's in the loft, or the garage, not sure, but it's very unlikely to get put on a bike.
Put three legs on it, use it as a milking stool. Oh, you'll need to buy a cow ;)
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Re: The worst bike part you ever bought?

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Horse wrote: โ†‘Fri Dec 11, 2020 12:03 pm
Harry wrote: โ†‘Fri Dec 11, 2020 8:15 am brown handmade burnished leather seat that looks like an old tractor seat in the shape of a shovel. I think it's in the loft, or the garage, not sure, but it's very unlikely to get put on a bike.
Put three legs on it, use it as a milking stool. Oh, you'll need to buy a cow ;)
Just sell it as a genuine 'something hipstery' milking stool and you'll get your money back.
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Re: The worst bike part you ever bought?

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Mr Moofo wrote: โ†‘Fri Dec 11, 2020 9:30 am Mini indicators ...
I realised by the time I got home they were nasty.
Still sitting the the garage ....
I think I've done that in the past.....

Mr Moofo wrote: โ†‘Fri Dec 11, 2020 9:30 am A Buell ๐Ÿ˜‰
That's not a single part, that's a collection of loosely related parts travelling temporarily in (not so) close formation. ;)
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Re: The worst bike part you ever bought?

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Rockburner wrote: โ†‘Fri Dec 11, 2020 12:15 pm
Mr Moofo wrote: โ†‘Fri Dec 11, 2020 9:30 am Mini indicators ...
I realised by the time I got home they were nasty.
Still sitting the the garage ....
I think I've done that in the past.....

Mr Moofo wrote: โ†‘Fri Dec 11, 2020 9:30 am A Buell ๐Ÿ˜‰
That's not a single part, that's a collection of loosely related parts travelling temporarily in (not so) close formation. ;)
Indeed - you should never think of it as a whole thing - more a coalition ....
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Re: The worst bike part you ever bought?

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Mr Moofo wrote: โ†‘Fri Dec 11, 2020 12:59 pm
Rockburner wrote: โ†‘Fri Dec 11, 2020 12:15 pm
Mr Moofo wrote: โ†‘Fri Dec 11, 2020 9:30 am Mini indicators ...
I realised by the time I got home they were nasty.
Still sitting the the garage ....
I think I've done that in the past.....

Mr Moofo wrote: โ†‘Fri Dec 11, 2020 9:30 am A Buell ๐Ÿ˜‰
That's not a single part, that's a collection of loosely related parts travelling temporarily in (not so) close formation. ;)
Indeed - you should never think of it as a whole thing - more a coalition ....
And we all know how superbly they work.....
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Re: The worst bike part you ever bought?

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A pair of Jota bars... remember them?

Fitted them to my 400-F and found the only position where everything lined up was basically how the original bars were aligned.

Then I braked hard one afternoon later that week and the weld on one side parted. Fortunately I'd almost stopped by then and managed to stay upright. I can't remember how I lashed them up to ride home. I suspect it probably involved spanners from the tool kit and lots of gaffer tape.
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Re: The worst bike part you ever bought?

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A short ASV clutch lever, made changing rubbish on my R6, went longer and it was much much better
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Re: The worst bike part you ever bought?

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I once bought a set of tassels for the ends of my bars. :sick:

In my defence I was only 17 at the time and knew no better. :cry:
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Re: The worst bike part you ever bought?

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Cousin Jack wrote: โ†‘Thu Dec 17, 2020 10:02 am I once bought a set of tassels for the ends of my bars. :sick:

In my defence I was only 17 at the time and knew no better. :cry:
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
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Re: The worst bike part you ever bought?

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Cousin Jack wrote: โ†‘Thu Dec 17, 2020 10:02 am I once bought a set of tassels for the ends of my bars. :sick:

In my defence I was only 17 at the time and knew no better. :cry:
To be fair to you, it was in the 1960s.
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Re: The worst bike part you ever bought?

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Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: โ†‘Thu Dec 17, 2020 10:35 am
Cousin Jack wrote: โ†‘Thu Dec 17, 2020 10:02 am I once bought a set of tassels for the ends of my bars. :sick:

In my defence I was only 17 at the time and knew no better. :cry:
To be fair to you, it was in the 1960s.
I'm not sure even that can be used in defence. It's one of those things that marks a person for life, permanently and without forgiveness.
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Re: The worst bike part you ever bought?

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Must be the Triumph 650 engine and gearbox.

That or the Norton frame.
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Seriously though, Boyer Bransden Micro Power crankshaft triggered โ€œracingโ€ ignition was prone to tantrums.

And expensive.
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Re: The worst bike part you ever bought?

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David wrote: โ†‘Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:06 am

And we all know how superbly they work.....
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