Pfizer vaccine approved

[Pseudonym]

This is brillaint news.

The first 800 000 doses will be arriving in the UK next week.

Excellent work from the Scientific communities around the world.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55145696

[KungFooBob]

Yeah, but what about the undocumented zombifcation side effects?

In 5 years when everyone else is the walking dead the antivaxers get to drive v8 muscle cars and dress in leather chaps and stuff.

[Horse]

I've had an email today inviting me to put my first aid skillz to good use by becoming a volunteer stabber*

* Other descriptions may be preferred

[Pseudonym]

I've had an email today inviting me to put my first aid skillz to good use by becoming a volunteer stabber*

* Other descriptions may be preferred

Ooh, think of the fun you could have.

Just a little prick M'aam.

[Trinity765]

Yeah, but what about the undocumented zombifcation side effects?

In 5 years when everyone else is the walking dead the antivaxers get to drive v8 muscle cars and dress in leather chaps and stuff.

Our company doctor was the guest at our department meeting this week. He said that the time had been saved by collaborating well together, cutting out the red tape and bureaucracy rather than inadequate testing. He also said that if you ask 10 doctors the same question you will get 11 different answers

[KungFooBob]

Our company doctor was the guest at our department meeting this week. He said that the time had been saved by collaborating well together, cutting out the red tape and bureaucracy rather than inadequate testing. He also said that if you ask 10 doctors the same question you will get 11 different answers

So no zombie apocalypse?

How disappointing.

[Trinity765]

Our company doctor was the guest at our department meeting this week. He said that the time had been saved by collaborating well together, cutting out the red tape and bureaucracy rather than inadequate testing. He also said that if you ask 10 doctors the same question you will get 11 different answers

So no zombie apocalypse?

How disappointing.

There's still hope for a zombie apocalypse, you just have to ask the right doctor.

[Greenman]

Let the further division of the UK population commence!

[Horse]

I've had an email today inviting me to put my first aid skillz to good use by becoming a volunteer stabber*

* Other descriptions may be preferred

Ooh, think of the fun you could have.

Just a little prick M'aam.

Would you like to be numbed, Miss?
Num num num num Thwack!


Hmmm think I've just failed the unfit and improper test

[Proto]

Yeah, but what about the undocumented zombifcation side effects?

In 5 years when everyone else is the walking dead the antivaxers get to drive v8 muscle cars and dress in leather chaps and stuff.

Our company doctor was the guest at our department meeting this week. He said that the time had been saved by collaborating well together, cutting out the red tape and bureaucracy rather than inadequate testing. He also said that if you ask 10 doctors the same question you will get 11 different answers

Only true if one went to Harvard

[JamJar]

Let the further division of the UK population commence!

I suspect this is bait, but I'll bite. What do you mean?

[Pseudonym]

Let the further division of the UK population commence!

I suspect this is bait, but I'll bite. What do you mean?

I was wondering what he meant too, but as you're the first...... as you were.

[Horse]

Let the further division of the UK population commence!

I suspect this is bait, but I'll bite. What do you mean?

Let's guess.

Legal Vs illegal chemicals?

[Mr. Dazzle]

Let the further division of the UK population commence!

I suspect this is bait, but I'll bite. What do you mean?

He means (I guess) that everyone who's jabbed will be allowed to do stuff and people who aren't won't. They've already ruled out the idea of vaccination passports though AFAIK?

I have my tory party donor card though so I'm OK

[Greenman]

Let the further division of the UK population commence!

I suspect this is bait, but I'll bite. What do you mean?

He means (I guess) that everyone who's jabbed will be allowed to do stuff and people who aren't won't. They've already ruled out the idea of vaccination passports though AFAIK?

I have my tory party donor card though so I'm OK

Yeah pretty much that.

The vaxers are going to be at war with the anti-vaxers now, it's Brexit al over again!

[weeksy]

NHS staff and patients are likely to get the vaccine first because storage of the jab at freezing temperatures is easiest in hospitals. Some care home staff will be included too.

When more doses are delivered, the Joint Committee on Vaccination and Immunisation (JCVI) has advised that people are given the vaccine in the following order:

residents in a care home for older adults, and their carers
everyone aged 80 and over, and frontline health and social care workers
everyone aged 75 and over
everyone aged 70 and over, and those who are clinically extremely vulnerable
everyone aged 65 and over
people aged 16 to 64 with underlying health conditions which put them at higher risk of serious disease and death from Covid-19
everyone aged 60 and over
everyone aged 55 and over
everyone aged 50 and over
These groups cover 90-99% of those at risk of dying from Covid-19, according to the JCVI.

Seems hard to argue with the logic.

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

I'm 53 and I don't want it, I don't need a vaccine for something that isn't going to kill me and people who've had the vaccine will still carry it and transmit it.

[Pseudonym]

I'm 53 and I don't want it, I don't need a vaccine for something that isn't going to kill me and people who've had the vaccine will still carry it and transmit it.

How do you know it's not going to kill you?

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

I'm 53 and I don't want it, I don't need a vaccine for something that isn't going to kill me and people who've had the vaccine will still carry it and transmit it.

How do you know it's not going to kill you?

Because I've had it

[Skub]

I'm 53 and I don't want it, I don't need a vaccine for something that isn't going to kill me and people who've had the vaccine will still carry it and transmit it.

Your citizen rights will be revoked. It's the gulag for you,young man.