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What's yours called?

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It's the time when the bookshelves in the supermarket are full of quick little earner cookbooks and 'straight to pulp biographies with attempts at funny/clever titles by people that have had their 5 minutes of fame'.

'I may not have been totally honest with you' is quite a good title though.

So, what's yours (autobiography) called?

(My first volume was 'Laughing in the Wreckage'. :lol: Just 3 more volumes to go..... :shock: ).
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'mediocrity, that's what it was'
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'Nothing much happens'.


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No idea - but for the gravestone: "Usually delayed, now the late"

Actually, "No idea ... " would do at a pinch.
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Fair to middling.
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"Huh?"

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'Where's the off switch?'
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"Don't go faster than your guardian angel can fly" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I came. I saw. I didn't bother.
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Taipan wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2024 11:25 am I came. I saw. I bought it on Temu then shoved it in the loft.
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gremlin wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2024 11:53 am
Taipan wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2024 11:25 am I came. I saw. I bought it on Temu then shoved it in the loft.
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Your life must be dull if you want to read about mine

Not the snappiest of titles
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'Read it and Weep' would be a fair 'misery memoir' title.

My volume 2 might be 'What Happens if I Press Thi...' or, for reasons explained before 'How to Start a War when It's Raining'....(subtitle 'Things That Make You Go...Boom 💥 ').

Vol. 3 'Give Me Your Watch and I'll Tell You the Time'.
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