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[KungFooBob]

These petition people; they lost*, they should get over it.



*By 'lost' I mean 'took one hell of a beating'.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/14R4NBQi2k/

[MyLittleStudPony]

And it turns out many of the signatures on the petition were fake!

A beating followed by a shaming!

[Count Steer]

Starmer is on daytime tv and was told about the petition which has now over 2 million signatures and that his approval rating is lower than Farages and he seemed to find the whole thing amusing! I suspect such contempt won't be well received and the petition will continue to climb, but it probably didn't need his assistance anyway!

Yes. He's lost my respect too.

He should have said -

'A petition, you say?'
'Less popular than Farago?'
'On Twitter?'

Then dropped his pants and waggled his arse* at the camera.

*With their number of parliamentary seats written on it in felt pen.

[Horse]

And it turns out many of the signatures on the petition were fake!

Was it the Democrats wot dunnit?

[Taipan]

Starmer is on daytime tv and was told about the petition which has now over 2 million signatures and that his approval rating is lower than Farages and he seemed to find the whole thing amusing! I suspect such contempt won't be well received and the petition will continue to climb, but it probably didn't need his assistance anyway!

Yes. He's lost my respect too.

He should have said -

'A petition, you say?'
'Less popular than Farago?'
'On Twitter?'

Then dropped his pants and waggled his arse* at the camera.

*With their number of parliamentary seats written on it in felt pen.

Wow. I knew he had fans, but I never dreamed all three would be on here! What are the chances...

[DefTrap]

Starmer is on daytime tv and was told about the petition which has now over 2 million signatures and that his approval rating is lower than Farages and he seemed to find the whole thing amusing! I suspect such contempt won't be well received and the petition will continue to climb, but it probably didn't need his assistance anyway!

I think there've been prior petitions with way more sigs (regarding Brexit) that have been rejected. (and ISTR similar claims at the time that some of the sigs. were hooky)
On that basis, Starmer must be hugely popular and should be PM for life!

[gremlin]

At what point did the British public become so retarded as to fervently sign and pass on a petition that has the potential to change absolutely fuck all?

[Skub]

At what point did the British public become so retarded as to fervently sign and pass on a petition that has the potential to change absolutely fuck all?

Since social media innit.

[Count Steer]

At what point did the British public become so retarded as to fervently sign and pass on a petition that has the potential to change absolutely fuck all?

Err...chain letters. People even paid postage!

[Taipan]

At what point did the British public become so retarded as to fervently sign and pass on a petition that has the potential to change absolutely fuck all?

It’s not just the British, apparently it’s being signed from much farther afield. Just need a 150 million Trump supporters to help out now!

I don’t think anyone really thinks they’ll get another general election out of it but it’s a terribly British way to protest, sort of
Dear Sir,
polite rant,
yours
mr Angry of Anglesey.