What do we want to argue about next?

[Dodgy69]

Women's International pole vault or high jump.

[Cousin Jack]

Jam is a spread and cream is a topping. Its not something that can be argued about!

Not argued about? Devon and Cornwall have alost gone to war over it.

They should have asked me!

Are you a native, or one of them furriners? Neither side will trust anyone not born and bred.

[Taipan]

Not argued about? Devon and Cornwall have alost gone to war over it.

They should have asked me!

Are you a native, or one of them furriners? Neither side will trust anyone not born and bred.

I hail from Essex so outrank them both by having more coastline, so my declaration stands!

[Saga Lout]

Jam is a spread and cream is a topping. Its not something that can be argued about!

Exactly. So you put the cream on first then spread the jam.

That would make the cream a bottoming!

Not if it's on top of the sconn/scoan.

[Count Steer]

Not argued about? Devon and Cornwall have alost gone to war over it.

They should have asked me!

Are you a native, or one of them furriners? Neither side will trust anyone not born and bred.

Well, the Devon lot invented it so they win in the jam/cream debate.

The origins of cream tea are disputed, but the earliest record of a similar snack dates back to the 11th century at Tavistock Abbey in Devon.

The monks at Tavistock Abbey rewarded the workers who rebuilt the abbey after a Viking attack in 997 AD with bread, clotted cream, and strawberry jam. The snack became popular and the monks served it to travellers, many of whom were headed to Cornwall.

[mangocrazy]

Women's International pole vault or high jump.

Over 80's nudist leapfrog.

Once seen, never unseen...

[MrLongbeard]

Red or brown sauce (red obvs)

[MingtheMerciless]

Marmite on toast, food of the Gods.

Well Meridian Yeast extract on GF toast with GF/DF fake butter spread.

[Yorick]

Red or brown sauce (red obvs)

It depends what it's on.

Sometimes I have 2 bacon butties.
1 red.
1 brown.

Yorick, living on the edge

[Cousin Jack]

They should have asked me!

Are you a native, or one of them furriners? Neither side will trust anyone not born and bred.

I hail from Essex so outrank them both by having more coastline, so my declaration stands!

Outrank??? Bleddy furriner!

[Taipan]

Red sauce, or tomato sauce as the grown ups call it, is sickly sweet. But this is worth a punt if yo have a good world food section in your Tesco.

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/p ... /259488457

[Buckaroo]

Pietin is correct of course.

Jam has to be the foundation on which the cream sits.

Everyone knows that.

[Yorick]

Pietin is correct of course.

Jam has to be the foundation on which the cream sits.

Everyone knows that.

That brings up the ultimate trio.
Peanut butter. Strawberry jam and cheese.

I'm not sure if I've ever done it the same way.

[Felix]

Red sauce, or tomato sauce as the grown ups call it, is sickly sweet. But this is worth a punt if yo have a good world food section in your Tesco.

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/p ... /259488457

Red it quite nice on battered fish n chips. Square sausage on a roll has to be broon.

[Taipan]

Red sauce, or tomato sauce as the grown ups call it, is sickly sweet. But this is worth a punt if yo have a good world food section in your Tesco.

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/p ... /259488457

Red it quite nice on battered fish n chips. Square sausage on a roll has to be broon.

I'm a bit weird as I don't really like batter and generally pick the fish out of it. I'd forgotten about square sausage! Our Tesco sed to do it, I think it was called Lorne sausage, but they dont stock anything scottish anymore. I can but everything from Ackee to polish horseradish (lush!) but nothing from Scotland.

[Yambo]

Red sauce, or tomato sauce as the grown ups call it, is sickly sweet. But this is worth a punt if yo have a good world food section in your Tesco.

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/p ... /259488457

I usually have Heinz chilli tomato sauce in my fridge, it's way better than simple tomato sauce.

[Didge]

Jam is a spread and cream is a topping. Its not something that can be argued about!

Exactly. So you put the cream on first then spread the jam.

That would make the cream a bottoming!

Ghey slang?

[Buckaroo]

Pietin is correct of course.

Jam has to be the foundation on which the cream sits.

Everyone knows that.

That brings up the ultimate trio.
Peanut butter. Strawberry jam and cheese.

I'm not sure if I've ever done it the same way.

Hmmm interesting combo. Will it make me a betterer motorcyclist

[cheb]

Pietin is correct of course.

Jam has to be the foundation on which the cream sits.

Everyone knows that.

That brings up the ultimate trio.
Peanut butter. Strawberry jam and cheese.

I'm not sure if I've ever done it the same way.

Hmmm interesting combo. Will it make me a betterer motorcyclist

Yes, if you eat enough you can change the sprung/unsprung weight ration significantly.

[Screwdriver]

Well it's Islamophobia awareness month dontch'a know.

....and rampaging gangs of Muslim immigrants are beating up Jews in Amsterdam to celebrate.

Not sure if that's anything to argue about, wonder if it will even make the mainstream news?

I am kinda curious as to why we in the UK are allowing "free Palestine" marches in direct support of Hamas, a known terrorist organisation. Then arresting or locking up anyone who complains calling them "extreme right wing".

Almost as if Starmer and our Police are deliberately turning a blind eye to anything these Islamic extremists get up to. I guess we could argue about that...