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Florida hurricanes.......proof that God hates republicans too!
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Sadlonelygit wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2024 7:13 pm Florida hurricanes.......proof that God hates republicans too!
Some say Trump is God! :shock:


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So 'God' has two misshapen fingers on his right hand and five on his left? Still - ask AI a silly question and you get a silly answer.
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Could have been worse...

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Yeah. Those are definitely worse...
There is no cloud, just somebody else's computer.
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A belated happy birthday to Sir Cliff Richard who was 83 on Monday!


Keep rocking Sir Cliff! :thumbup:

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:lol:


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I thought I was a gay dyslexic. Turns out I'm just in Daniel..
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Somehow I don't think we'll see this advert again...

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You know, honey" Says the little old lady. "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago"
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Taipan wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2024 12:23 pm Somehow I don't think we'll see this advert again...

From the glory days of the early internet when you could "leak" an advert online you'd never show for real :thumbup:

Like that one with the Ford Ka cutting a cat's head off.
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Mr. Dazzle wrote: ↑Fri Oct 18, 2024 10:25 pm

From the glory days of the early internet when you could "leak" an advert online you'd never show for real :thumbup:

Like that one with the Ford Ka cutting a cat's head off.
I remember the same Ka stoating a pigeon with the bonnet also :lol:
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You know what makes me wanna throw up?

Dartboards on the ceiling.
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The Martian wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2024 6:17 pm Image
There's probably like three people here who will get that.
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KungFooBob wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2024 6:20 pm
The Martian wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2024 6:17 pm Image
There's probably like three people here who will get that.
I wasn't one of them :(
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