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Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
My wife just called through to me from the next room and asked, "Do you ever get pains in your chest as if someone was stabbing a voodoo doll of you?
I said, "No, why"?
She replied, "How about now"?
I said, "No, why"?
She replied, "How about now"?
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Re: Jokes Thread
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Translation:
To demonstrate that alcohol is not a problem for hunters, Gerard poses with his dog in front of the 17 rabbits he killed today
There is no cloud, just somebody else's computer.
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Re: Jokes Thread
We didn't have much growing up, l once had a birthday party at the local laundrette.
The highlight was playing pass the Persil.
The highlight was playing pass the Persil.
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