2029 general election results prediction.

[Taipan]

[Saga Lout]

You could be right. Or Starmer and this Labour government could provoke a civil war and it might happen sooner.

Happy days.

[David]

Horrors!

[cheb]

Saint Tony must be due for his triumphal return soon and we'll all fall at his feet and worship him.

[Yambo]

Saint Tony must be due for his triumphal return soon and we'll all fall at his feet and worship him.

Bliar is just biding his time for when Starmer gets rid of the monarchy and he'll get elected as President.

[Count Steer]

Always reminds me of Adam Sutler.

[Buckaroo]

That's one way to ruin Sunday......fair gives me the willies

[Treadeager]

Most leopards don't change their spots . It's probably only a matter of time before some journalist uncovers the story that Keir was receiving Harrods Christmas hampers when he was DPP .

[Taipan]

That's one way to ruin Sunday......fair gives me the willies

You can thank Starmer for it if it happens. I know Farage will!

[Saga Lout]

That's one way to ruin Sunday......fair gives me the willies

You can thank Starmer for it if it happens. I know Farage will!

And all the other second rate politicians who've been Prime Mincer over the last 35 years.

[JamJar]

I doubt Farage would want to be PM, he’d have to do some actual fucking work!

[KungFooBob]

[Screwdriver]

More about Starmer than anything but there isn't a dedicated thread so this goes here.

Did my monthly shop today and I came out to find some lanky streak of piss casually pasting up this nonsense.



So I ask him "what the fuck is this?", "we are the revolutionary communist party"

"You're fucking kidding" I tell him as I tear them off and rip them up.

"Please don't do that", he says, unexpectedly politely. In hindsight, it was probably a good idea on his part coz I'm not having that shit in my manor!

He wandered off so I just stood there watching. He sort of dithered about, made some calls and decided discretion was the best part of valour. I dropped off my shopping back home, disarmed just in case (I carry a slightly naughty multitool), picked up a scraper (which might also be classed as a weapon) and went back out to find him and his stupid posters.

No sign of him but I managed to find a few more posters to destroy.

Is this what Labour and Starmer are doing to our country? Never seen anything like it. I mean fucking commies for fucks sake...

[MingtheMerciless]

I say we hand over running the country to A.I., can't be any worse than the shambles of the last few decades, we'll be fine until they discover God.

[Screwdriver]

I say we hand over running the country to A.I., can't be any worse than the shambles of the last few decades, we'll be fine until they discover God.

Really? You think a logical system would be better?

Be careful what you wish for, there are plenty of stories for how an A.I. solves badly framed problems.

One example where an A.I. task was to “make me the richest man in the world”. It developed a deadly pathogen, made the questioner immune, killed off the entire human race.

A paraphrase from Mo Gawdats excellent book. A.I. Military system was tasked with destroying a particular target using long range missiles. During multiple test runs the operator would abort the actual strike to save on missile/target destruction. Finally, the A.I. decided that in order to achieve its objective, it would redirect the first missile strike to target the command centre where it had discovered the abort commands were coming from.

Dummy warheads and dummy missiles etc. but a great example for how an A.I. will solve a problem using strict, absolute logic. Since A.I. Is now vastly more intelligent than any single human, it will always solve problems in a manner that we cannot predict.

In this case, clearly the “best” solution for the efficient running of a country/nation state/the world is of course totalitarianism.

…and you’re in luck because that is exactly what the WEF are planning on doing using A.I. to help them do it. That actually may be the only thing that stops them too because if an A.I. has any level of autonomy, god only knows what it will do…

[MingtheMerciless]

I should have added a smiley face....

[mangocrazy]

Is this what Labour and Starmer are doing to our country? Never seen anything like it. I mean fucking commies for fucks sake...

Are you seriously conflating Starmer and the 'Revolutionary Communist Party'? He probably detests them almost as much as you.

Or are you saying the Comrade Starmer should be out there cleaning up the BT phone boxes of all this Commie filth?

I can understand you being pissed off about flyposting but to lay this at the feet of the P.M.? That really is a gigantic leap for mankind...

[Saga Lout]

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Are you seriously conflating Starmer and the 'Revolutionary Communist Party'? He probably detests them almost as much as you.
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But only because they are The People's Popular Front and he is The Popular People's Front.

[mangocrazy]

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Are you seriously conflating Starmer and the 'Revolutionary Communist Party'? He probably detests them almost as much as you.
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But only because they are The People's Popular Front and he is The Popular People's Front.

Splitters!

[Hoonercat]

I should have added a smiley face....

No need, everyone else knew it was tongue in cheek.