In todays news...

[gremlin]

This whole story about Mohamed Al-Fayed being a bit of a sex pest.

All I can add to this is that he once threatened to cut my mate's cock off with a banana knife.

[Taipan]

I once knew a bloke who worked on Al-fayeds in house security. They were in a place over the road to the main building and it was apparently connected by an under the road walkway. He said Al-Fayed was paranoid about security and had both visible and hidden cctvs everywhere that were monitored 24/7. Apparently he was proper obsessive about these things which makes me wonder if any incriminating footage will emerge at some point...

[Saga Lout]

You can say what you like about Mohamed Al-Fayed, you can make all kinds of allegations. He will never be able to defend himself, he will never get a fair trial and most importantly, he will not be able to sue you for libel.

Also, he was rich, if people believe you, you might be in line for a windfall. So go for it.

[gremlin]

Mind, the allegations of a rich Arabic nan being a bit rapey shouldn't really come as a shock to anybody.

[MyLittleStudPony]

The singing starts at 1m 15s.

He the libel case winner.