Jokes Thread

[Taipan]

On that note, there are 3 men on a boat with 4 cigarette but not a lighter, so how do they smoke?



They throw one cigarette overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter...

[Taipan]

This is dragging the jokes thread way off topic, but that has me wondering, yes you can still smell it on the person / their clothes but does that immediately imply that the nasty chemicals that cause cancer are also present?
And if they are what is the transmission method and rate that would spread them to all the innocents in their vicinity?

This should answer your question:

https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-life ... 20vehicles.

Nope, I prefer to read the actual papers rather than articles.
However, https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3040625/ sheds some light on it.
So it's possible maybe when talking about homes / cars etc. but then it'd be an even lower risk on people & clothes are they are washed / cleaned as they wouldn't have the same build up of third hand smoke.

And then of course there's the issue around absorption into the body, at what rate if any can they pass through the skin barrier and how does that compare to inhalation & ingestion which wouldn't be expected to happen.

Hey ho, was only a mild curiosity, back to the jokes.

[Docca]

Love how the dog is censored

[Ian]

Carl Fogarty's let himself go a bit

[mangocrazy]

I read 'Trump' as opposed to Tramp and thought the Donald has aged badly since his debate with Kamala...

[ChrisW]

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[Felix]

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[Sadlonelygit]

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[Taipan]

[mangocrazy]

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FTFY

[Taipan]