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Absolute bloody plonker.

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As I may have mentioned, I work as a parking attendant at Weston sea front.
Today, I saw an adult on a kids motorbike, with a kid sat on the tank, riding down the pavement, in and out of pedestrians. I called the Rangers, but he then turned and came back towards me at 15 to 20mph. So I stopped him, and pointed out that he couldn't do that....
He started abusing me, on the basis that if he had fallen off, it would be my fault that I had put his kid at risk.......I got a few mouthfuls off him before he rode off towards the main road .
How is it my fault if he doesn't have skill or control...on an uninsured, unlicensed and illegal bike on the pavement?
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Why not phone the police?
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This is where a well-aimed stick shoved in between the spokes of the font wheel reduces the sullying of the gene pool....
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Pop a cap in his ass next time. :thumbup:
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He was on motorcycle not a donkey.
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Felix wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2024 4:10 pm Why not phone the police?
Why, was he posting on social media?
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Felix wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2024 4:10 pm Why not phone the police?
He called the rangers!!!

He doesn't state if that's the Power Rangers, Walker Texas Ranger or the Scottish football team.
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Well if it was the Scottish football team then absolute sweet fuck all would get done about it.
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KungFooBob wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2024 6:19 pm
Felix wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2024 4:10 pm Why not phone the police?
He called the rangers!!!

He doesn't state if that's the Power Rangers, Walker Texas Ranger or the Scottish football team.
Sea Front Rangers.... .
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Felix wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2024 4:10 pm Why not phone the police?
The rangers were close...the po-po couldn't find us with guide dog..or guide donkey.

At least not in any sort of sensible time.
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KungFooBob wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2024 6:19 pm
Felix wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2024 4:10 pm Why not phone the police?
He called the rangers!!!

He doesn't state if that's the Power Rangers, Walker Texas Ranger or the Scottish football team.
We have Park Rangers up here who wear green what must piss off the local Glasgow Rangers fans :lol: I phoned them once as a bunch of twats were trying to hunt deer with slings and an angry dog. I was told it was a police matter and when i phoned them there were not interested either. I should have said they are calling each other nasty names and they would have been out like a shot.
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Wyatt Earp would be a better shout. 🤠
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Felix wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2024 4:10 pm Why not phone the police?
wull wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2024 10:06 pm Well if it was the Scottish football team then absolute sweet fuck all would get done about it.
Because the police will do slightly less about it than the football team would !!
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Felix wrote: Sat Aug 24, 2024 8:47 am
KungFooBob wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2024 6:19 pm
Felix wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2024 4:10 pm Why not phone the police?
He called the rangers!!!

He doesn't state if that's the Power Rangers, Walker Texas Ranger or the Scottish football team.
We have Park Rangers up here who wear green what must piss off the local Glasgow Rangers fans :lol: I phoned them once as a bunch of twats were trying to hunt deer with slings and an angry dog. I was told it was a police matter and when i phoned them there were not interested either. I should have said they are calling each other nasty names and they would have been out like a shot.


The guy at my last place of work, die-hard Rangers fan, beyond belief. Wouldn’t tolerate anything green, it was hilarious. Green jelly tot on top of a empire biscuit, absolutely not 😂
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Mason Boyne?

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