Bennifer

[KungFooBob]

Just watching the news, Ben Affleck and J-Lo are getting divorced!

How interesting I hear you say.

The story mentioned that the house was up for sale and had 12 bedrooms and 24 bathrooms.

Well I didn't believe that a house could have twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms, so went a searching.

I couldn't find any bathroom pictures or floor plans, but I did find the for sale ad.

https://www.zillow.com/homes/2571-Walli ... 2066_zpid/?

What I did spot flicking through the pics...



Do you recon that's Mr Affleck's Hayabusa?

[KungFooBob]

HA!

He does have a 'Busa!

https://www.autoevolution.com/news/ben- ... 78860.html

[Bigjawa]

Apparently he's a half decent bloke, albeit with a drink problem, still close to his ex and kids and generally a good egg.

What he saw in that vainglorious clotheshorse who can't sing, certainly can't act and is generally a cunt to everyone, I'll never know.

[KungFooBob]

Apparently he's a half decent bloke, albeit with a drink problem, still close to his ex and kids and generally a good egg.

What he saw in that vainglorious clotheshorse who can't sing, certainly can't act and is generally a cunt to everyone, I'll never know.

All that money and he's knocking about on a 1st Gen 'Busa. He's gone up in my estimation.

[Bigjawa]

Apparently he's a half decent bloke, albeit with a drink problem, still close to his ex and kids and generally a good egg.

What he saw in that vainglorious clotheshorse who can't sing, certainly can't act and is generally a cunt to everyone, I'll never know.

All that money and he's knocking about on a 1st Gen 'Busa. He's gone up in my estimation.

And the back wheel isn't a foot behind the rear light unlike most Cali Busas.

Good lad.

[DefTrap]

Let's face it, having somewhere peaceful to have a shit is magic, so I fully approve of the too many bathrooms thing.

When we bought this place the previous owner had installed a shitter in the corner of the front room, so we effectively had to -reduce- the number of available facilities. Horrors.

[Mr. Dazzle]

Let's face it, having somewhere peaceful to have a shit is magic, so I fully approve of the too many bathrooms thing.

Pittsburgh toilet for sir?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburg ... prov=sfla1

[McNab]

Let's face it, having somewhere peaceful to have a shit is magic, so I fully approve of the too many bathrooms thing.

When we bought this place the previous owner had installed a shitter in the corner of the front room, so we effectively had to -reduce- the number of available facilities. Horrors.

Was that so they didn't have to miss out on the conversation whilst taking a dump?

[Rockburner]

Let's face it, having somewhere peaceful to have a shit is magic, so I fully approve of the too many bathrooms thing.

When we bought this place the previous owner had installed a shitter in the corner of the front room, so we effectively had to -reduce- the number of available facilities. Horrors.

Was that so they didn't have to miss out on the conversation whilst taking a dump?

Few years ago I stayed in a very nice Georgian pile that was a "Granny-annex" off an even bigger Georgian pile (think your typical Oxfordshire rolling countryside type affair). The "Granny-annex" was more of a "Mistress-annex" if I remember correctly, and was at least three times the size of your typical modern new-build. All so that the aristo who built the place could have his cake, and eat his muffin too.

The "annex" had a dining room that was probably the size of my current house's footprint, for entertaining smaller, more intimate parties.... and had a small cubby in one corner containing a very elegant "water-closet", with very, very thin walls.

The Georgians didn't want anyone to miss out on anything.

[KungFooBob]

If I leave the living room to hall and the downstairs bog doors open, I can still see the TV from the throne.

[gremlin]

Apparently he's a half decent bloke, albeit with a drink problem

I can relate to that.


(And Chez Gremlin has five shitters. What do I win?)

[Count Steer]

Apparently he's a half decent bloke, albeit with a drink problem

I can relate to that.


(And Chez Gremlin has five shitters. What do I win?)

Plumber's bills.

[Horse]

Let's face it, having somewhere peaceful to have a shit is magic, so I fully approve of the too many bathrooms thing.

Pittsburgh toilet for sir?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburg ... prov=sfla1

"Most of these toilets are paired with a crude basement shower apparatus and large sink, which often doubles as a laundry room."

Friends' place in NZ has one of those. But no sink to wash your hands.

[DefTrap]

Was that so they didn't have to miss out on the conversation whilst taking a dump?

I think the previous owner was elderly and possibly couldn't be arsed with shuffling the additional 10 yards to the next lavvy.

[Yorick]

Apparently he's a half decent bloke, albeit with a drink problem

I can relate to that.


(And Chez Gremlin has five shitters. What do I win?)

We have 5 bedrooms, 3 showers, 4 shitters, 4 fridges and 3 kitchens

[MrLongbeard]

Apparently he's a half decent bloke, albeit with a drink problem

I can relate to that.


(And Chez Gremlin has five shitters. What do I win?)

We have 5 bedrooms, 3 showers, 4 shitters, 4 fridges and 3 kitchens

You're not trying, we've got 3 fridges in a 3 bed bungalow

[Yorick]

I can relate to that.


(And Chez Gremlin has five shitters. What do I win?)

We have 5 bedrooms, 3 showers, 4 shitters, 4 fridges and 3 kitchens

You're not trying, we've got 3 fridges in a 3 bed bungalow

I've got a bar on the pool patio

[cheb]

I've got two lathes, four pillar drills, two milling machines and a jig borers.. There's some white goods in the house I'm led to understand.

[KungFooBob]

I've got 11 toes.

(Not really).

[MrLongbeard]

We have 5 bedrooms, 3 showers, 4 shitters, 4 fridges and 3 kitchens

You're not trying, we've got 3 fridges in a 3 bed bungalow

I've got a bar on the pool patio

Pfffft, my bookcase is better stocked

PXL_20240401_183918014 by MrLongbeard, on Flickr