I don't "get" Kate Bush - when she was touring people were falling overthemselves to buy overproced tickets. She had tour about twice in 20 years - and her stuff make Stevie Nicks sound grounded.
The Beatles were lucky in being born at a certain time. They obviously had talent but ...
Van Morrisson is a drunken pub singer and very curmudgeonly
Most take away food is rubbish
Mercedes are cars for old people
Golf is a game for people who have given up on life
Men over 40 in SuperDry gear should be shot
Really tight jeans make everyone look like Max Wall