Jokes Thread
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Hmm, should I do Elton John jokes? Well, it's a little bit funny, he doesn't like lettuce, he's a rocket man...
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My Boss text me and said it's miserable in our office, send us one of your funny jokes. I said I'm really busy at the moment, i'll do it after lunch. He replied, Brilliant send us another...
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It should be "we all know why we're here". The character in the picture is asking a question not making an assumption.
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He's making a statement, based on an assumption.
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Loved Cheers. used to watch it when I got in from the pub. Passed it on to my boy too, although he's jumped ship to Fraser, the no good ungrateful shit!
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Life is for living. Buy the shoes. Eat the cake. Ride the bikes. Just, ride the bikes!!
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Does office work cause baldness? I missed that memo
Even bland can be a type of character