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Horse wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2024 11:00 am IMG-20240714-WA0021.jpg
The wee slimy bastids have even been at my pot plants....
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David wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2024 11:54 am
Horse wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2024 11:00 am IMG-20240714-WA0021.jpg
The wee slimy bastids have even been at my pot plants....
Not helped here by a dog which seems to have a pathological hatred of some plants.

We had a vase of tulips, every one had a chomped petal. Poppies shredded.

He trotted indoors a few days ago with half a rose bush ...
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Cant get it to embed but worth a quick watch of this Trump impersonator..

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Made me chuckle.
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Hmm, should I do Elton John jokes? Well, it's a little bit funny, he doesn't like lettuce, he's a rocket man...
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My Boss text me and said it's miserable in our office, send us one of your funny jokes. I said I'm really busy at the moment, i'll do it after lunch. He replied, Brilliant send us another... 🤨
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Loving his work...






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Biden's LinkedIn profile has been updated.
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The Martian wrote: Wed Jul 24, 2024 6:06 pm Screenshot_20240522-192054~2.png
It should be "we all know why we're here". The character in the picture is asking a question not making an assumption.
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Pirahna wrote: Wed Jul 24, 2024 8:13 pm
The Martian wrote: Wed Jul 24, 2024 6:06 pm Screenshot_20240522-192054~2.png
It should be "we all know why we're here". The character in the picture is asking a question not making an assumption.
He's making a statement, based on an assumption.
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E-bike racing team :obscene-birdiedoublered:
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Yorick wrote: Thu Jul 25, 2024 5:17 pm E-bike racing team :obscene-birdiedoublered:

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Loving the extra belly button. 🙂
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