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Hmm, should I do Elton John jokes? Well, it's a little bit funny, he doesn't like lettuce, he's a rocket man...
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My Boss text me and said it's miserable in our office, send us one of your funny jokes. I said I'm really busy at the moment, i'll do it after lunch. He replied, Brilliant send us another... 🤨
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Loving his work...






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The Martian wrote: ↑Wed Jul 24, 2024 6:06 pm Screenshot_20240522-192054~2.png
It should be "we all know why we're here". The character in the picture is asking a question not making an assumption.
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Pirahna wrote: ↑Wed Jul 24, 2024 8:13 pm
The Martian wrote: ↑Wed Jul 24, 2024 6:06 pm Screenshot_20240522-192054~2.png
It should be "we all know why we're here". The character in the picture is asking a question not making an assumption.
He's making a statement, based on an assumption.
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weeksy wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25, 2024 8:41 am Image
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E-bike racing team :obscene-birdiedoublered:
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Yorick wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25, 2024 5:17 pm E-bike racing team :obscene-birdiedoublered:

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Loving the extra belly button. 🙂
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I used to watch Cheers occasionally, but this made me chuckle :obscene-birdiedoublered:

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Yorick wrote: ↑Fri Jul 26, 2024 6:53 pm I used to watch Cheers occasionally, but this made me chuckle :obscene-birdiedoublered:

Loved Cheers. used to watch it when I got in from the pub. Passed it on to my boy too, although he's jumped ship to Fraser, the no good ungrateful shit! :x
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Taipan wrote: ↑Fri Jul 26, 2024 7:03 pm
Yorick wrote: ↑Fri Jul 26, 2024 6:53 pm I used to watch Cheers occasionally, but this made me chuckle :obscene-birdiedoublered:

Loved Cheers. used to watch it when I got in from the pub. Passed it on to my boy too, although he's jumped ship to Fraser, the no good ungrateful shit! :x
Fraser was shit.
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Life is for living. Buy the shoes. Eat the cake. Ride the bikes. Just, ride the bikes!! :bblonde:
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Does office work cause baldness? I missed that memo ;)
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