The wee slimy bastids have even been at my pot plants....
Jokes Thread
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Not helped here by a dog which seems to have a pathological hatred of some plants.
We had a vase of tulips, every one had a chomped petal. Poppies shredded.
He trotted indoors a few days ago with half a rose bush ...
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Re: Jokes Thread
Cant get it to embed but worth a quick watch of this Trump impersonator..
https://x.com/TheFreds/status/1813126248509383157
https://x.com/TheFreds/status/1813126248509383157
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Hmm, should I do Elton John jokes? Well, it's a little bit funny, he doesn't like lettuce, he's a rocket man...
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My Boss text me and said it's miserable in our office, send us one of your funny jokes. I said I'm really busy at the moment, i'll do it after lunch. He replied, Brilliant send us another... 
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Biden's LinkedIn profile has been updated.
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Re: Jokes Thread
It should be "we all know why we're here". The character in the picture is asking a question not making an assumption.
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He's making a statement, based on an assumption.
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