In todays news...

[KungFooBob]

It's hot in Lanzarote?

You'll be telling me Mr P has a Porsche next!

[Yorick]

It's hot in Lanzarote?

You'll be telling me Mr P has a Porsche next!

Hot? No, it's perfect here.

Hot in Madrid

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[Pirahna]

It's hot in Lanzarote?

You'll be telling me Mr P has a Porsche next!

Hot? No, it's perfect here.

Hot in Madrid

Madrid looks cool, we're forecast 41 on Saturday.

[Hoonercat]

42.5 degrees today when I left work (building site). Pffft....

[David]

At last..some news that doesn' rrfrence shooty/ shouty/ shot at prats in that amurcia.

[Ian]

It's a wonder that anyone in Lazarote is still alive with all that deadly heat.

Ah but that's dry heat so that's ok gawd I'm channeling my Mum

[Mussels]

The justice secretary is to seek the sacking of the chair of the body responsible for investigating alleged miscarriages of justice following the publication of a review into the case of Andrew Malkinson.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2q0gdd9v04o

The CCRC should have dealt with this much better but their role is cleaning up CPS miscarriages, why no criticism of the CPS and police who caused this in the first place? They had all of the evidence so it would have been pretty obvious it was unsafe.

[MrLongbeard]

why no criticism of the CPS

Cough Starmer was the boss Cough

[gremlin]

'Salmon? What salmon?.....Oh, that salmon up my sleeve!'

Fisherman fined after hiding salmon up his sleeve

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd1740yxx85o


You should have seen the conger eel down his left trouser leg.

[Yorick]

Yeah. It serves the dozy fuckers right.
4 - 5 years each

Judge told the defendants: "The plain fact is that each of you some time ago has crossed the line from concerned campaigner to fanatic.

"You have appointed yourselves as sole arbiters of what should be done about climate change."

https://news.sky.com/story/just-stop-oi ... n-13179407

Idiots

[Slenver]

'Salmon? What salmon?.....Oh, that salmon up my sleeve!'

Fisherman fined after hiding salmon up his sleeve

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd1740yxx85o


You should have seen the conger eel down his left trouser leg.

Don't threaten me with a dead fish

[gremlin]

Soz.

BBC News - House payments delayed by 'global payments issue' - BBC News

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq5xql07n29o

[Newey]

Yeah. It serves the dozy fuckers right.
4 - 5 years each

Judge told the defendants: "The plain fact is that each of you some time ago has crossed the line from concerned campaigner to fanatic.

"You have appointed yourselves as sole arbiters of what should be done about climate change."

https://news.sky.com/story/just-stop-oi ... n-13179407

Idiots

Fuck these twats and hope the other protestors get the same.

[MyLittleStudPony]

It's not as if climate change is even real. It's made up by leftist remoaners who don't have a ticket.

[irie]

It's not as if climate change is even real. It's made up by leftist remoaners who don't have a ticket.

Stinky fish Pony, stinky fish

[gremlin]

Some worldwide IT shit going down...

BBC News - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cnk4jdwp49et
Mass worldwide IT outage affects airlines, media and banks - BBC News


My employer isn't reporting any issues, but I think that's because the gerbil that powers our IT systems via a wheel in the cage hasn't woken up yet.

[Count Steer]

Crikey. Looks like the Y2K bug has turned up late.

Maybe someone pulled the wrong plug out at an AWS data centre.

[gremlin]

Crikey. Looks like the Y2K bug has turned up late.

Maybe someone pulled the wrong plug out at an AWS data centre.

There's a cleaner somewhere, currently running a vacuum cleaner around, thinking 'Why did I never think to plug it in here before?'

[Count Steer]

Just looked at the flight radar thing. Gatwick seems to be working as per normal. Although there's a lot of stuff on the ground planes seem to be coming and going pretty regularly.

[Trinity765]

We have a whole site offline in India.