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A first for me today

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I'm quite used to underwhelming people but today capped it all.

I was leaving the house in my usual attire, a used boilersuit, neck tube hat and working boots, and heading to my van. I was asked by a tourist if I lived there, the tourist gesturing towards my house. When I answered yes they responded with a disappointed 'Oh'. and walked off.

Odd really.
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Well don't leave us in suspense. Do you really live there?

I'm sensing a double-bluff.
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They were contemplating buying next door. :lol:
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They were expecting a proper Scotch with a skirt and a big furry sporran. :(
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This thread is useless without pics :thumbdown:
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This thread is useless without pics :thumbdown:
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gremlin wrote: ↑Thu Jun 20, 2024 8:28 pm Well don't leave us in suspense. Do you really live there?

I'm sensing a double-bluff.
If you call my existence living
Count Steer wrote: ↑Thu Jun 20, 2024 8:33 pm They were contemplating buying next door. :lol:
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Skub wrote: ↑Thu Jun 20, 2024 9:19 pm and a big furry sporran.
Is that what they call it these days?
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Trinity765 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 20, 2024 10:02 pm This thread is useless without pics :thumbdown:
Sorry, the tourist is long gone.
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They were probably undercover immigration officials or planning officers checking out whether your back garden actually is at the back. :)
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