Friday thread, i've run out of funny quips
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Friday thread, i've run out of funny quips
Well, they probably weren't that amusing anyway.
Fri. is WFH and wait in for some garden furniture. Me and the boy are solo as Mrs Weeksy are out, so depending on weather it'll be pub for tea maybe or take-away
Sat. MTBing with Crust and cake/beer
Sun. FoD racing for the boy, back to the old FoD races and some fun.
Fri. is WFH and wait in for some garden furniture. Me and the boy are solo as Mrs Weeksy are out, so depending on weather it'll be pub for tea maybe or take-away
Sat. MTBing with Crust and cake/beer
Sun. FoD racing for the boy, back to the old FoD races and some fun.
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Re: Friday thread, i've run out of funny quips
Was meant to be going on our early summer hols, but the missus has tweaked an ankle so we're delaying it until she can manage airports and holiday shenanigans.
So, reasonably quiet weekend, finish off some DIY jobs.
So, reasonably quiet weekend, finish off some DIY jobs.
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Re: Friday thread, i've run out of funny quips
I've run out of exciting things to tell you about my weekends.
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Re: Friday thread, i've run out of funny quips
Might hire a little boat and zip up and down the coast today, then Elvis is playing the Golden Beach Bar tonight!
Tomorrow, more beer, more food, Sunday get the big metal bird home.
Tomorrow, more beer, more food, Sunday get the big metal bird home.
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Re: Friday thread, i've run out of funny quips
I've not had to work at it, I was lucky enough to have be born with the gift.
I try not to do dull though.
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Re: Friday thread, i've run out of funny quips
Haircut in a while and then putting some diesel in the camper as we're away the weekend with the In-Laws in their caravan. So some coastal walks, pub food and possibly even a bbq.
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Re: Friday thread, i've run out of funny quips
Gremlinette comes home from Manny today. Not sure when, but then she probably doesn't either. She doesn't do schedules or time-keeping.
Saturday we're up and out to the gym, then back home, drop the dog at the dog-sitter's then come back and scrub up for my sister's wedding. Staying over in a hotel in sunny Maidstone, so I'm sure a few bevvies will be sunk.
Sunday will be a case of getting out, getting home, getting the hound and getting over the hangover.
Saturday we're up and out to the gym, then back home, drop the dog at the dog-sitter's then come back and scrub up for my sister's wedding. Staying over in a hotel in sunny Maidstone, so I'm sure a few bevvies will be sunk.
Sunday will be a case of getting out, getting home, getting the hound and getting over the hangover.
All aboard the Peckham Pigeon! All aboard!
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Re: Friday thread, i've run out of funny quips
I've just found out I'm working Saturday 2am to 8am so that's my weekend f*****.
I have got the next two weeks of though
I have got the next two weeks of though
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Re: Friday thread, i've run out of funny quips
You could title the thread,'It's not a bad Friday for March'. It's been unseasonably cold the past week,temps down to 3°or 4°c overnight and struggling to break into double figures during the day. Add in a brisk NW wind with frequent showers and it feels very unlike June.
Mrs.Skub and I may go out for a meal this evening,apart from that I have nothing planned. Hope to get some biking in,it's been shit since last Sunday,but I'm not hopeful.
Mrs.Skub and I may go out for a meal this evening,apart from that I have nothing planned. Hope to get some biking in,it's been shit since last Sunday,but I'm not hopeful.
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Re: Friday thread, i've run out of funny quips
Out for a friends 50th tonight - they've hired a pub out so may be a little messy
Sat - may or may not be nursing a sore head. Car needs tracking done a probably balancing too, so will find somewhere to rip me off then hopefully chill out for the afternoon.
Sun - still got to finish study for my RYA skipper ticket, we fly out in just over a week!
Sat - may or may not be nursing a sore head. Car needs tracking done a probably balancing too, so will find somewhere to rip me off then hopefully chill out for the afternoon.
Sun - still got to finish study for my RYA skipper ticket, we fly out in just over a week!
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Re: Friday thread, i've run out of funny quips
In the process of loading the bike, off to the F’s, then relaxing. Saturday same which will probably involve gardening and drinking a bottle of Mauritian Dry Cane Liquor I was given for helping to repatriate a lost cat!!
Sunday, off to London to empty her daughter’s flat ready for completing next week, fingers crossed, fix the toilet while I’m there.
Monday, take the van back.
Tuesday, on the bike to Control Room in Nottingham for a meeting, then home.
Busy few days.
Enjoy it, the suns out!!
Mick
Sunday, off to London to empty her daughter’s flat ready for completing next week, fingers crossed, fix the toilet while I’m there.
Monday, take the van back.
Tuesday, on the bike to Control Room in Nottingham for a meeting, then home.
Busy few days.
Enjoy it, the suns out!!
Mick
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Coming to terms with the fact that our house buying chain is on its arse and working out what plan b looks like.
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Re: Friday thread, i've run out of funny quips
My daughter ad that 2 or 3 times and it took 18 months to finalise and complete. Fortunately te house market was on its arse or the builders she was buying from would have dropped her and she'd have lost the £5k upgrades they had paid for. Its a very stressful process for sure. Hope it works out quickly for you!
Re: Friday thread, i've run out of funny quips
Today: WFH as per. Might mow the lawn this evening so it doesn't take a chunk of the weekend.
Saturday: Buy some lime plaster if we can get to the place before they close at 12pm - big if, as lie-in plus dog walk plus a 45 min drive doesn't allow much leeway
Take a VW 4motion thing for a test drive to see if it might suit us as a replacement for the current Audi Quattro.
Sunday: listen to/watch the RAF Cosford airshow from our place for a bit (we'll likely bimble on the quad over to a better viewing spot on our neighbours land).
Saturday: Buy some lime plaster if we can get to the place before they close at 12pm - big if, as lie-in plus dog walk plus a 45 min drive doesn't allow much leeway
Take a VW 4motion thing for a test drive to see if it might suit us as a replacement for the current Audi Quattro.
Sunday: listen to/watch the RAF Cosford airshow from our place for a bit (we'll likely bimble on the quad over to a better viewing spot on our neighbours land).
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Re: Friday thread, i've run out of funny quips
Eucharist at the school in the morning then doing admin work. The local council came back to me saying that I have to pay for a tree to be trimmed in the closed churchyard. Apparently they don't know the law that a closed churchyard means that the council is responsible for the trees, boundary walls, mowing of grass and care of headstones etc... I've happily sent them chapter and verse.
Bought the study guides I need for the next lot of Bible Studies, we are studying the book of Ruth.
Working on some services and my PCC meeting for Monday evening.
Saturday is morning prayers, then walking the dog and then hopefully a nice meal with a beer!
Sunday, services as usual, then a quiet afternoon's snooze!
Bought the study guides I need for the next lot of Bible Studies, we are studying the book of Ruth.
Working on some services and my PCC meeting for Monday evening.
Saturday is morning prayers, then walking the dog and then hopefully a nice meal with a beer!
Sunday, services as usual, then a quiet afternoon's snooze!
Proverbs 17:9
One who forgives an affront fosters friendship, but one who dwells on disputes will alienate a friend.
One who forgives an affront fosters friendship, but one who dwells on disputes will alienate a friend.
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Re: Friday thread, i've run out of funny quips
Friday, walked dogs, fitted boot liner to car, stripped road bike back wheel as it was a bit noisy, admitted defeat and took it to the LBS for TLC, walked dogs again and then put Mrs M's Levo of Doom Ebike on charge as it was only about 50% full, poxy thing won't turn on again after charging. FFS.
Sat, ride to work over the Downs, 12HR day, then maybe ride home or train if I'm not feeling it.
Sunday, 12HR day at work, might use the ZH2 for commuting.
Sat, ride to work over the Downs, 12HR day, then maybe ride home or train if I'm not feeling it.
Sunday, 12HR day at work, might use the ZH2 for commuting.
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"Even the lies?"
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Re: Friday thread, i've run out of funny quips
Dealing with egotistical people who need to be trimmed to size, but I'm in the business of loving them... Lord have mercy!
I should write a book!
I should write a book!
Proverbs 17:9
One who forgives an affront fosters friendship, but one who dwells on disputes will alienate a friend.
One who forgives an affront fosters friendship, but one who dwells on disputes will alienate a friend.
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Re: Friday thread, i've run out of funny quips
Friday, couldn't leave as early as planned as had a meeting at 10am.. But headed to some friends. Shoulder survived a 600kms journey (actually think it was about 570kms, forgot that I'd done 30kms the night before getting home!! LOL)
Saturday - fried brekkie, bimble to a bike thing, tested an airbag jacket, came back, Chinese for dinner!
Sunday - 200kms of Balade de filles - will be wierd group riding!!
Saturday - fried brekkie, bimble to a bike thing, tested an airbag jacket, came back, Chinese for dinner!
Sunday - 200kms of Balade de filles - will be wierd group riding!!
Life is for living. Buy the shoes. Eat the cake. Ride the bikes. Just, ride the bikes!!