Clarkson’s Farm

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Re: Clarkson’s Farm

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Harry's Farm on YT posts videos that are barely a week old, this season of CF was filmed two years ago... The two farms are just a few miles apart.
& yes, Clarkson needs to stop with the mongfoolery, no one is that fucking stupid.
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ZRX61 wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 3:13 pm Harry's Farm on YT posts videos that are barely a week old, this season of CF was filmed two years ago... The two farms are just a few miles apart.
& yes, Clarkson needs to stop with the mongfoolery, no one is that fucking stupid.
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I've watched it, thought it was good, maybe missing Gerald but he's poorly atm. I like JC, he ain't PC and that's a good thing. Maybe he started too strong and difficult to keep the entertainment value going.

Better than most of the other shit on tv. 👍
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I think Clarkson is funny, realistic when it matters, funny when it doesn’t. I think this series we are starting to see the real person a bit more, such as the call about Gerald, the piglets. I like the series and looking forward to number 4.
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I liked season 3, as the others. I do genuinely think he's enjoying himself doing the farming thing. Lisa is ace, she really does know how to graft, doesn't shy away from much at all.
The farming community seem to like what he's doing as well, the feedback is that he's doing crap loads for farming due to bringing issues etc to the forefront.
I think I read somewhere that CF is going to finish after the next series though?
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Whilst some of series 3 was poignant at times, most of it was just a pantomine of scipted and well rehearsed ham fistedness.
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Don't know if anyone is interested in thoughts from a farmer no where near the Cotswolds!!

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/clarks ... 3YGDcPAVTi
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Count Steer wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 10:36 am It's got to be better than Countryfile. :D

That's turned into 'Farmingfile with Adam Henson' and seems to be determined to propagate the view that farmers are all poor, downtrodden. angelic souls struggling to make minimum wage - while preserving/conserving the countryside for the enjoyment of all, generally out of the goodness of their hearts. Then topping themselves because they're underpaid and underappreciated by us and the government.
Clarkson has made farming interesting for the masses - something that Countryfile/Yorkshire Farm/Cannonhall Farm haven't or couldn't.

Clarkson's message about the difficulties of farming are essentially the same as Henson's but Clarkson's words have more feeling IMO, Henson just comes across a bit holier than thou. Almost like farming's version of Joel Osteen.
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Anyone have a clear idea what those Seaweed Frackers were all about? Does anyone know what the proper term for what they were doing is, it piqued my curiosity.
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Mr. Dazzle wrote: Tue May 14, 2024 11:24 pm Anyone have a clear idea what those Seaweed Frackers were all about? Does anyone know what the proper term for what they were doing is, it piqued my curiosity.
Was he cleaning up land or a water course with it?

There's a thing called seaweed remediation or similar.

Like this... https://sea-chem.co.uk/pages/land-remediation
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Mr. Dazzle wrote: Tue May 14, 2024 11:24 pm Anyone have a clear idea what those Seaweed Frackers were all about? Does anyone know what the proper term for what they were doing is, it piqued my curiosity.
The guy just happened to be passing by & decided to drop in.... uh huh.
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ZRX61 wrote: Wed May 15, 2024 3:36 pm
Mr. Dazzle wrote: Tue May 14, 2024 11:24 pm Anyone have a clear idea what those Seaweed Frackers were all about? Does anyone know what the proper term for what they were doing is, it piqued my curiosity.
The guy just happened to be passing by & decided to drop in.... uh huh.
Supposed to help the soil drain I think.
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Re -the punching the producer thing, I have met and know the waitress that served them that evening, and they did all get the steak he was gobbing off about. They did open the kitchen and all was well. Producer was as arsey as JC By all accounts.
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Planning law has been updated (as of yesterday) to make it simpler/easier for farmers to convert property on their land into shops/restaurants/other.

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/plan ... or-farmers

The government site obviously won't name it thus, but lots of news outlets are reporting this as "Clarkson's Law". :lol:
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Mr. Dazzle wrote: Wed May 22, 2024 8:21 am Planning law has been updated (as of yesterday) to make it simpler/easier for farmers to convert property on their land into shops/restaurants/other.

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/plan ... or-farmers

The government site obviously won't name it thus, but lots of news outlets are reporting this as "Clarkson's Law". :lol:
There's probably a small parallel with something I worked.

DfT announced a change to authorisations.

People have been campaigning for it since the early 1990s.

Now, whilst acknowledging their efforts, one person is making "once I got involved" type statements.
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That press release talks about the Farm-to-Fork initiative and sessions that happened at Downing Street, which actually appears in Series 3 to be fair. So Clarkson et al probably had some input but were far from the only factor.
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Mr. Dazzle wrote: Wed May 22, 2024 8:46 am That press release talks about the Farm-to-Fork initiative and sessions that happened at Downing Street, which actually appears in Series 3 to be fair. So Clarkson et al probably had some input but were far from the only factor.
"straw-camel" effect most likely.


It's funny how government stuff can be accelerated once the public in general become more aware of it (or, the govt's perception is such).
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Rockburner wrote: Wed May 22, 2024 11:57 am
Mr. Dazzle wrote: Wed May 22, 2024 8:46 am That press release talks about the Farm-to-Fork initiative and sessions that happened at Downing Street, which actually appears in Series 3 to be fair. So Clarkson et al probably had some input but were far from the only factor.
"straw-camel" effect most likely.


It's funny how government stuff can be accelerated once the public in general become more aware of it (or, the govt's perception is such).
Exactly. Like the Post Office stuff
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Re: Clarkson’s Farm

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Mr. Dazzle wrote: Wed May 22, 2024 8:21 am Planning law has been updated (as of yesterday) to make it simpler/easier for farmers to convert property on their land into shops/restaurants/other.

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/plan ... or-farmers

The government site obviously won't name it thus, but lots of news outlets are reporting this as "Clarkson's Law". :lol:
Just as importantly, the government should be looking at the local planning committees, it is apparent there was/is an objection to Clarkson rather than justifiable planning restraints.
No doubt this goes on countrywide, I know I’d have trouble due to not seeing eye to eye with our Parish Councillor who also sits on the district council planning committee.