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[Mr. Dazzle]

Ferrari have developed a finely honed ability to throw away every advantage they have, often right on the cusp of victory. It's quite impressive really.

So you'd expect them to properly cock up having the most successful driver in history.

[Yorick]

Having a bad week?

Not as bad as Imran Khan

Saturday's prison sentence is Khan's third in less than a week. On Tuesday, he was jailed for 10 years for leaking classified documents

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https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-68192196

[KungFooBob]

Say what you like about Hamilton, but lets not forget, he's probably shot his man muck up Nicole Scherzinger's bum, which is something we can all aspire to.

[Bigjawa]

Say what you like about Hamilton, but lets not forget, he's probably shot his man muck up Nicole Scherzinger's bum, which is something we can all aspire to.

I have my doubts personally.....

[ZRX61]

Ferrari have developed a finely honed ability to throw away every advantage they have, often right on the cusp of victory. It's quite impressive really.

So you'd expect them to properly cock up having the most successful driver in history.

His meltdowns on the radio are going to be epic.

[mangocrazy]

With the exception of MSC and Prost, going to Ferrari is generally a retirement plan.

Kimi managed a WC in the red car, but only one and largely because of McLaren imploding.

[Mr. Dazzle]

Alonso and Vettel both came 2nd in the championship twice driving for Ferrari, up against the two most dominant teams in history pretty much (Red Bull and MGP).

Neither of them retired afterwards either....

[KungFooBob]

Alonso and Vettel both came 2nd in the championship twice driving for Ferrari, up against the two most dominant teams in history pretty much (Red Bull and MGP).

Neither of them retired afterwards either....

or bummed Scherzinger.

[Yorick]

Eddie Irvine was robbed by the red lot

[gremlin]

Say what you like about Hamilton, but lets not forget, he's probably shot his man muck up Nicole Scherzinger's bum, which is something we can all aspire to.

That soppy tart couldn't eat a yoghurt without shoving her stupid face in it.....


(Mind, she probably got more that I earn in decade for fronting those annoying ads, so who comes out tops there..?)

[KungFooBob]

Say what you like about Hamilton, but lets not forget, he's probably shot his man muck up Nicole Scherzinger's bum, which is something we can all aspire to.

That soppy tart couldn't eat a yoghurt without shoving her stupid face in it.....


(Mind, she probably got more that I earn in decade for fronting those annoying ads, so who comes out tops there..?)

Oh yeah, I can't stand her. That's why I'd ruin her with a dry hate bumming, or something.

[gremlin]

Say what you like about Hamilton, but lets not forget, he's probably shot his man muck up Nicole Scherzinger's bum, which is something we can all aspire to.

That soppy tart couldn't eat a yoghurt without shoving her stupid face in it.....


(Mind, she probably got more that I earn in decade for fronting those annoying ads, so who comes out tops there..?)

Oh yeah, I can't stand her. That's why I'd ruin her with a dry hate bumming, or something.

'Are you getting the lube darling?'

'No Nichole, it's ground glass mixed with dry naga chili. No less than you deserve for them fucking adverts'

I've had a beer, can you tell?

[KungFooBob]

That soppy tart couldn't eat a yoghurt without shoving her stupid face in it.....


(Mind, she probably got more that I earn in decade for fronting those annoying ads, so who comes out tops there..?)

Oh yeah, I can't stand her. That's why I'd ruin her with a dry hate bumming, or something.

'Are you getting the lube darling?'

'No Nichole, it's ground glass mixed with dry naga chili. No less than you deserve for them fucking adverts'

I've had a beer, can you tell?

Bit posh innit, I normally make do with sharp sand mixed with Vaseline.

[Felix]

Fanny. Seriously what was this FUD expecting?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68193289

[Count Steer]

I didn't say that, cause its not true

My Dad was a proper slug balancer when he was my age, whereas I have a geography teacher/70s soft rock guitarist/tomorrow's world presenter beard.

Alonso is making me reconsider

Oops...Soz, I cocked up the edit.

[Mr. Dazzle]

Oh yeah, I can't stand her. That's why I'd ruin her with a dry hate bumming, or something.

Whenever Martin Brundle bumped into her on the pit walk it was always a cringe moment. But then again, Sir Lewis never particularly has the rizz either from what I can tell, sooooooo......

There's a dickhead out there for us all!

[asmethurst99]

Say what you like about Hamilton, but lets not forget, he's probably shot his man muck up Nicole Scherzinger's bum, which is something we can all aspire to.

Genuine lol

[Bigjawa]

Alonso and Vettel both came 2nd in the championship twice driving for Ferrari, up against the two most dominant teams in history pretty much (Red Bull and MGP).

Neither of them retired afterwards either....

Was that the illegally oil burning car?

Vettel should have retired at that point. Alonso will just keep driving until he keels over. But Ferrari were having one of their odd wee good spells, but it's Ferrari, they haven't had a strong management set up since Todt left and none of their drivers has been a leader like MSC.

They truly are a rudderless ship with the cabin boy in command.

[KungFooBob]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern- ... s-68180505

I would.

First minister and deputy, preferably at the same time.

[Bigjawa]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern- ... s-68180505

I would.

First minister and deputy, preferably at the same time.

I've seen them both up close, you wouldn't, trust me.

And they're both hateful cows.