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Yorick wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 6:07 pm
Skub wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 6:05 pm
Yorick wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:43 pm

Has @Skub noticed ? :obscene-birdiedoublered:
I wondered why it was colder today...
Did you start eating haggis and talking funny ?
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There was a young man from Trent
Who's cock was so long it bent
To save any trouble
He put it in double
And instead of coming he went.
"Be kind to past versions of yourself that didn't know what you know now."
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Tru dat.
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KungFooBob wrote: ↑Mon Jan 29, 2024 6:53 pmTru dat.
Applies to the Swiss I work with too - they struggle with our humour.
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In case you wondered (I did):

Brazilian MMA fighter Janaina Soares is uninjured despite a grotesque hematoma suffered en route to a TKO loss in her mixed martial arts debut.

Soares, a 105-pounder with previous experience in muay thai, was bested by Vanessa Goncalves at Favela Kombat 30 earlier this month and an image showing a Soares with a massive swelling across her brow
Even bland can be a type of character :wave:
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