Your mom goes to college!

[Sadlonelygit]

I want to be called Loretta

In 1979 it was satire, today it's a reality!

Or

It's not my dog

[BartonBKing]

“But I poop from there”

“Not right now you don’t”

[Mr. Dazzle]

Never go full retard.

[cheb]

"it could be worse, you could be stabbed"

I think I say this at least a dozen times a day.

I like 'It could worse, it could be raining.'

[KungFooBob]

Whenever I'm the victim of some misfortune my wife says 'Could be worse, it could be me'.

I don't think she got it from a film tho'

[Horse]

Young Frankenstein
"I could do something about that hump"

Carry on Screaming
"Frying tonight!" (and that'll be lost on the Deliveroo generation!)

[Saga Lout]

"Never apologize, Mister, it's a sign of weakness." John Wayne in She Wore a Yellow Ribbon, 1949

That quote is as old as I am.

[millemille]

From Blazing Saddles

Waco Kid: You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West.

You know... morons.

Mel Brookes said in interview I saw a few years ago that Gene Wilder ad libbed it and that's why Cleavon Little's reaction, bursting out laughing, was so genuine.

Blazing Saddles is one of my go-to, quote from end to end, favorite films.

[David]

"Never apologize, Mister, it's a sign of weakness." John Wayne in She Wore a Yellow Ribbon, 1949

That quote is as old as I am.

You will be telling me next that you were dropped on the 18th of feb.....have you fallen off that unicycle yet?

[ChrisW]

"That's part of your problem - you haven't seen enough movies. All of life's riddles are answered in the movies."

[asmethurst99]

“I’m not going I’m not going I’m not going “ boy in the helicopter in Apocalypse Now
I saw it at the Prince Charles the other weekend for the umpteenth time - still very powerful

[ZRX61]

"Undercarriage lever a bit sticky was it sir?"

[derek badger]

Strange things were afoot at the Circle K

[Taipan]

"Looks like we're shy of one horse".

"No. you bought two too many".

[MingtheMerciless]

"I am a leaf on the wind" Serenity

This one from Babylon 5:



And finally the one below in my signature from DS9.

[katana]

Farwell and adieu to you fair spainish ladies....farewell and adieu to you ladies of spain.

[Sadlonelygit]

Farwell and adieu to you fair spainish ladies....farewell and adieu to you ladies of spain.

You're gonna need a bigger boat!

[katana]

Rozzers having problems with his differential