Mancard & Bonus / Loss Points Clarification
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Mancard & Bonus / Loss Points Clarification
Am I correct in thinking that slicing a finger open on a corner of sheet metal is worthy of bonus points on one's mancard?
But I lose them for doing it while dusting
But I lose them for doing it while dusting
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Re: Mancard & Bonus / Loss Points Clarification
You're dusting in the workshop? That's a complete witdrawal of man-card for an as yet to be determined period, I'm afraid...
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Re: Mancard & Bonus / Loss Points Clarification
It's just a flesh wound.
Now, if you'd sliced it off, nipped to the shop to buy a strawberry Mivvi to keep the amputated bit cold while you ran 7 miles to the nearest A&E only to find they're on strike so you fixed it back on with a self-tapper and went to the pub....we can talk cards/points.
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Re: Mancard & Bonus / Loss Points Clarification
You only get points for finger injuries if its removed at the knuckle and you're too manly to bother with A&E.
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Re: Mancard & Bonus / Loss Points Clarification
As I understand it you've only lost points for not having pretended that the injury was sustained in some heroic fashion
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Re: Mancard & Bonus / Loss Points Clarification
Worse
An ornamental lamp in the dining room
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Re: Mancard & Bonus / Loss Points Clarification
All man injuries the only first aid you're allowed is a dirty rag and gaffer tape.
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Re: Mancard & Bonus / Loss Points Clarification
Cement to stem bleeding is also permitted.
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Re: Mancard & Bonus / Loss Points Clarification
What about Araldite instead of stiches?
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Re: Mancard & Bonus / Loss Points Clarification
Self-administered is OK, but superglue is better.KungFooBob wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 8:24 pmWhat about Araldite instead of stiches?
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Re: Mancard & Bonus / Loss Points Clarification
Super glue FTW (they used a spray version in Vietnam to stick internal wounds together pending proper medical attention...how they opened the wounds to treat them I dunno, it sticks fingers together a treat).KungFooBob wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 8:24 pmWhat about Araldite instead of stiches?
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There's a solvent that unbinds the wound.Count Steer wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:06 pmSuper glue FTW (they used a spray version in Vietnam to stick internal wounds together pending proper medical attention...how they opened the wounds to treat them I dunno, it sticks fingers together a treat).
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Re: Mancard & Bonus / Loss Points Clarification
'Scalpel'?Rockburner wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:19 pmThere's a solvent that unbinds the wound.Count Steer wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:06 pm
Super glue FTW (they used a spray version in Vietnam to stick internal wounds together pending proper medical attention...how they opened the wounds to treat them I dunno, it sticks fingers together a treat).
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Re: Mancard & Bonus / Loss Points Clarification
The solvent for araldite is chloroform.Rockburner wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:19 pmThere's a solvent that unbinds the wound.Count Steer wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:06 pmSuper glue FTW (they used a spray version in Vietnam to stick internal wounds together pending proper medical attention...how they opened the wounds to treat them I dunno, it sticks fingers together a treat).
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Re: Mancard & Bonus / Loss Points Clarification
What about if you catch it in the moving table of a surface grinder so that it both breaks the bone and tears a flap of skin off so that you can see the broken bone?KungFooBob wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 7:05 pm You only get points for finger injuries if its removed at the knuckle and you're too manly to bother with A&E.
At this point you pop to see the factory nurse, who wraps a bandage round it and tells you to pop up to casualty 15 miles away. Your only means to get to casualty is a 250LC, so you ride to casualty with an injured right hand that you can't get a glove on, they take the bandage off, shrug, say that it's stopped bleeding so you might as well go home.
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Re: Mancard & Bonus / Loss Points Clarification
True story?Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 10:45 pmWhat about if you catch it in the moving table of a surface grinder so that it both breaks the bone and tears a flap of skin off so that you can see the broken bone?KungFooBob wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 7:05 pm You only get points for finger injuries if its removed at the knuckle and you're too manly to bother with A&E.
At this point you pop to see the factory nurse, who wraps a bandage round it and tells you to pop up to casualty 15 miles away. Your only means to get to casualty is a 250LC, so you ride to casualty with an injured right hand that you can't get a glove on, they take the bandage off, shrug, say that it's stopped bleeding so you might as well go home.
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Re: Mancard & Bonus / Loss Points Clarification
Can't help but read the thread title like it's the name of a legal firm and a reference to their latest case.
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Re: Mancard & Bonus / Loss Points Clarification
Yep, I can post a picture of my scarred finger if you want, it didn't heal straight and still has a bend to it 38 years later. I don't remember it hurting much.mangocrazy wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 10:56 pmTrue story?Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 10:45 pmWhat about if you catch it in the moving table of a surface grinder so that it both breaks the bone and tears a flap of skin off so that you can see the broken bone?KungFooBob wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 7:05 pm You only get points for finger injuries if its removed at the knuckle and you're too manly to bother with A&E.
At this point you pop to see the factory nurse, who wraps a bandage round it and tells you to pop up to casualty 15 miles away. Your only means to get to casualty is a 250LC, so you ride to casualty with an injured right hand that you can't get a glove on, they take the bandage off, shrug, say that it's stopped bleeding so you might as well go home.