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Massive congratulations to Hugh Zapritti Boyden for being voted chairman of the Budgerigar Appreciation Society.
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Felix wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:22 pm Massive congratulations to Hugh Zapritti Boyden for being voted chairman of the Budgerigar Appreciation Society.
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Pirahna wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:29 pm
Felix wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:22 pm Massive congratulations to Hugh Zapritti Boyden for being voted chairman of the Budgerigar Appreciation Society.
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Hugh Zapritti Boyden
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Pirahna wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:29 pm
Felix wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:22 pm Massive congratulations to Hugh Zapritti Boyden for being voted chairman of the Budgerigar Appreciation Society.
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Try saying the name quickly
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Not the same if you have to explain, is it?
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Taipan wrote: ↑Fri Dec 29, 2023 4:55 pm Image
Whoa! That's just buff. Looks like Booga from Tank Girl. :thumbup:
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RIP Roger
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MrLongbeard wrote: ↑Fri Dec 29, 2023 9:25 pmRIP Roger
Wrong thread. But Googled and I did like him
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MrLongbeard wrote: ↑Fri Dec 29, 2023 9:25 pmRIP Roger
Ripped Roger surely? :D

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_(kangaroo)

PS He died about 4-5 years ago so not exactly a candidate for the just dead thread.
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Count Steer wrote: ↑Fri Dec 29, 2023 9:44 pm
MrLongbeard wrote: ↑Fri Dec 29, 2023 9:25 pmRIP Roger
Ripped Roger surely? :D

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_(kangaroo)

PS He died about 4-5 years ago so not exactly a candidate for the just dead thread.
I know, if you search back he's probably in there, I just went off a googling to see if it was him, and it is, or was.
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MrLongbeard wrote: ↑Fri Dec 29, 2023 10:06 pm
Count Steer wrote: ↑Fri Dec 29, 2023 9:44 pm
MrLongbeard wrote: ↑Fri Dec 29, 2023 9:25 pmRIP Roger
Ripped Roger surely? :D

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_(kangaroo)

PS He died about 4-5 years ago so not exactly a candidate for the just dead thread.
I know, if you search back he's probably in there, I just went off a googling to see if it was him, and it is, or was.
It wasn't you that said 'wrong thread'.

(Roger Whittaker did die in 2023 though...but he wasn't a kangaroo :( ).
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I'm not sure that kangaroo is much different to normal, the one I squared up with in Singapore looked pretty much like that.
Having accidentally corned a deer in the past I'd rather face the marsupial than have those hooves flying around at head height.
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Well, if you think yer 'ard enough... :)

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Count Steer wrote: ↑Sat Dec 30, 2023 7:15 am Well, if you think yer 'ard enough... :)

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I asked an elderly bloke why he was using 2 massive frozen chips as walking sticks.
He replied 'They're McCains!'
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Well it made me larf.
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:cry:
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Well I thought it was funny.
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I've got a new job doing shift work making chess sets.

I'm on Knights next week.
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