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Just cut through an electric cable. I think it's just a phase I'm going through.
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v8-powered wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2023 11:06 am IMG-20231208-WA0008.jpg
That would be worth sharing if they spelt scouser correctly.
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westers151 wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2023 6:56 pm
v8-powered wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2023 11:06 am IMG-20231208-WA0008.jpg
That would be worth sharing if they spelt scouser correctly.
Lol, just noticed that 🤣
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They’ve just announced another suspect from the Operation Yewtree investigation. Morph has been outed as a playdohphile.
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I got sacked from the Salvation Army soup kitchen. All I said was ‘hurry up, some of us have homes to go to’
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weeksy wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:44 pm I got sacked from the Salvation Army soup kitchen. All I said was ‘hurry up, some of us have homes to go to’
The old ones are still the old ones ;)
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Someone flytipped their mattress outside my house.
I don't know how they sleep at night.
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How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?











Deep pan, crisp and even...
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It's a tradition in my family to have a Christmas jumper.




I usually get the job of talking them down.
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I was bored so l swapped all the sweets into different wrappers.
My wife isn't amused, she got her Snickers in a Twix.
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Not saying things are tough financially now, but I opened my advent calendar door this morning and a bailiff was there.
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Taipan wrote: ↑Tue Dec 12, 2023 6:20 pm Image
In Liverpool they don't have Sell By Dates
They have Steal by Dates
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A 3 foot 3 inch man knocked on my door this morning.
I said 'Who are you?'
He replied 'I'm the meter man'
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Life is for living. Buy the shoes. Eat the cake. Ride the bikes. Just, ride the bikes!! :bblonde:
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