Bentley Diavel

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dern wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 9:09 am
ChrisW wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:12 am “I can’t wait to tell my colleagues that I’ve bought one” [/i]said some needy image obsessed tragic friendless wank puffin.
What is a wank puffin? I'm struggling to piece that one together..... :lol:
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Bah, cancelling my order now. Wonder if I can get me deposit back?
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v8-powered wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 1:17 pm
dern wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 9:09 am
ChrisW wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:12 am “I can’t wait to tell my colleagues that I’ve bought one” [/i]said some needy image obsessed tragic friendless wank puffin.
What is a wank puffin? I'm struggling to piece that one together..... :lol:
Etymology - Shitgibbon of wank + puffin
Noun - wankpuffin (plural wankpuffins). Slang, vulgar, derogatory. A contemptible person.
Alternatives - cockwomble, fucknugget

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What did puffins ever do to deserve this level of scorn?

Asking for a puffin...
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Re: Bentley Diavel

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Mr. Dazzle wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2023 8:11 pm
Bigjawa wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2023 8:08 pm
KungFooBob wrote: Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:51 am Is it like when very silly people put Bentley badges on their Chrysler 300C?
They suit the Bentley style grille, but theres no way anyone could mistake a 300c for a Bentley.

Ironic as it's an old S Class in places.
s'built pretty much entirely on the old-old (cause it's just been replaced again) S/E/Chelsea Tractor platform innit?

AFAIK Mercedes and Chrysler stopped being buddies bloody ages ago, which shows how long in the tooth the 300C is.
I've been looking at the big estates, as they seem pretty useful for hailing the hounds about, i just think there's something very Cosa Nostra about them.
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Bigjawa wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 3:19 pm
I've been looking at the big estates, as they seem pretty useful for hailing the hounds about, i just think there's something very Cosa Nostra about them.
300's? They're very popular with a certain ethnicity here, it's almost like they profile themselves.