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With mango stones.

Might take a while.
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Mangostony - could work as an alias...?
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Cousin Jack wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 9:15 am No, this is IMPORTANT.

Mango is guilty of noise pollution AND emitting baby-killing emissions. He must be stoned to death.
Make sure they are SUSTAINABLE stones... you wouldn't want to run out half way.
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The Spin Doctor wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 4:15 pm
Cousin Jack wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 9:15 am No, this is IMPORTANT.

Mango is guilty of noise pollution AND emitting baby-killing emissions. He must be stoned to death.
Make sure they are SUSTAINABLE stones... you wouldn't want to run out half way.
Unless Mango is either a long way away or the stones are embedded in his forehead, then surely you just pick up & reuse the stones that have already been thrown?
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Dickyboy wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 4:36 pm
The Spin Doctor wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 4:15 pm
Cousin Jack wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 9:15 am No, this is IMPORTANT.

Mango is guilty of noise pollution AND emitting baby-killing emissions. He must be stoned to death.
Make sure they are SUSTAINABLE stones... you wouldn't want to run out half way.
Unless Mango is either a long way away or the stones are embedded in his forehead, then surely you just pick up & reuse the stones that have already been thrown?
Some stone-throwers may have poor eyesight. Or may be just lazy and demand a copious supply of fresh stones.

You must make allowance for the shortcomings of stone-throwers, we mustn't let noisy baby killers escape!
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Cousin Jack wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 9:15 am No, this is IMPORTANT.

Mango is guilty of noise pollution AND emitting baby-killing emissions. He must be stoned to death.
But only virtually.
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Cousin Jack wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 4:54 pm
Dickyboy wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 4:36 pm
The Spin Doctor wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 4:15 pm

Make sure they are SUSTAINABLE stones... you wouldn't want to run out half way.
Unless Mango is either a long way away or the stones are embedded in his forehead, then surely you just pick up & reuse the stones that have already been thrown?
Some stone-throwers may have poor eyesight. Or may be just lazy and demand a copious supply of fresh stones.

You must make allowance for the shortcomings of stone-throwers, we mustn't let noisy baby killers escape!
Girls can't throw, so half the stones will be scattered everywhere.
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There's only one thing worse than people (not) talking about you, and that's people talking about how they're going to stone you.

And (as I'm sure @the_priest will attest) - 'let him who is without sin cast the first stone'. So anyone with a non-standard exhaust is automatically excluded from throwing stones... :D
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mangocrazy wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 6:35 pm There's only one thing worse than people (not) talking about you, and that's people talking about how they're going to stone you.

And (as I'm sure @the_priest will attest) - 'let him who is without sin cast the first stone'. So anyone with a non-standard exhaust is automatically excluded from throwing stones... :D
The GasGas has standard exhaust, so I'll be front of the queue. :)

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Yorick wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 6:58 pm
mangocrazy wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 6:35 pm There's only one thing worse than people (not) talking about you, and that's people talking about how they're going to stone you.

And (as I'm sure @the_priest will attest) - 'let him who is without sin cast the first stone'. So anyone with a non-standard exhaust is automatically excluded from throwing stones... :D
The GasGas has standard exhaust, so I'll be front of the queue. :)

Now you say that, but...
Yorick wrote: Sun Nov 26, 2023 6:53 pm On my GSXR1000 K9 (2009) it came new with twin Arrow exhausts and the cat in a box.
Suzuki sold me it so was fine by me.
We can discuss the rights and wrongs of the matter while getting stoned together (maaaan...) :D
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mangocrazy wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 7:16 pm
Yorick wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 6:58 pm
mangocrazy wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 6:35 pm There's only one thing worse than people (not) talking about you, and that's people talking about how they're going to stone you.

And (as I'm sure @the_priest will attest) - 'let him who is without sin cast the first stone'. So anyone with a non-standard exhaust is automatically excluded from throwing stones... :D
The GasGas has standard exhaust, so I'll be front of the queue. :)

Now you say that, but...
Yorick wrote: Sun Nov 26, 2023 6:53 pm On my GSXR1000 K9 (2009) it came new with twin Arrow exhausts and the cat in a box.
Suzuki sold me it so was fine by me.
We can discuss the rights and wrongs of the matter while getting stoned together (maaaan...) :D
Nah. That one was sold many moons ago :obscene-birdiedoublered:
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Stonings are a bit dull. The Ducking Stool is much more fun :D
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Stoning and/or dunking is too good for him, a burning at the stake is what's needed here.
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KungFooBob wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 7:29 pm Stoning and/or dunking is too good for him, a burning at the stake is what's needed here.
Yeah. Burn the witch.
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Tough crowd...
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Can we have tea and biccies after ?

We can dunk the biccies as well

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Yorick wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 7:40 pm Can we have tea and biccies after ?
Some of you can. I may not be feeling up to it.
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Just go to Hilltop Tuning for their wireless tuning service, that should fix all the fuelling and flat spot issues. Don't worry about the exhaust, just take the baffle out.
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I think that counts as a pardon... :D ^^^^^
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Skub wrote: Sun Nov 26, 2023 8:19 pm
Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: Sun Nov 26, 2023 7:02 pm There's no emissions test for motorcycles in NI,dunno about the mainland.


I wasn't sure about that as here it's a government run agency responsible for testing.If a vehicle fails they tell you why and you arrange yourself to have the work done,then make another appointment. The rest of the UK have garages do the job.
I'm pretty sure there's no hard and fast noise test either. I've taken a few fruity yokes through.