How bad is my luck?

[Dunxster]

After my TMax was stolen on my birthday, I finally got it back after two weeks of waiting for the police to do their forensic stuff. They told me the damage was a broken mirror and some scratches. It was way more than that. I'm now waiting on a visit from an engineer from the insurance company to assess the damage but fully expect it to be a write-off.
To cheer myself up and clear my head I went out for a cycle ride this morning. Four miles into it and a patch of wet leaves saw me hit the floor. Once I got up I thought I'd probably broken my collar bone. I was able to ride home though.
My favourite cycling shorts now have a big hole in them and I need a new cycling helmet too. The good news is the bicycle seems to be fine.
A trip to A&E and despite first appearances, lots of arm movement, an X-ray confirmed a broken collar bone. It's the left side which is fortunate as I'm right-handed.
I've now officially had enough of this year,

[Greenman]

Give up the bike and just go down the pub... A lot safer.

[weeksy]

oh man... disaster ! GWS

[Yambo]

Poor obs!

I mean, who the fuck would nick a TMax?

Geçmiş olsun Dunxster.

[Dunxster]

who the fuck would nick a TMax?

You'd be surprised, three times in 12 months. I'm seriously considering a Burgman 650. Surely no one will take that.

[Trinity765]

Get well soon.

[gremlin]

As my mum would say, 'You could fall in a barrel of tits and come out sucking your thumb'.

[MingtheMerciless]

GWS soon and Rule 5.

[Taipan]

You're still alive and kicking. Take pride in yourself for riding above adversity and spitting in its eye. Today you are a stronger man than you were yesterday and you've bagged yourself a new lid and shorts to boot!

[Mussels]

I was feeling miffed as my aquarium burst a seam at midnight on Tuesday dumping 200l of water on the floor, now I don't feel as bad.

[kendo57]

I know this is bad , but I have had a fair bit of bad luck recently and reading about someone else's
kind of makes me feel better.
GWS

[Horse]

Bugger

GWS