Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little

[gremlin]

30 minutes of the irratating cunt Nigella Lawson followed by 30 minutes of the annoying cunt Stacey Dooley.

Back to back cunts on BBC.

[Cousin Jack]

30 minutes of the irratating cunt Nigella Lawson followed by 30 minutes of the annoying cunt Stacey Dooley.

Back to back cunts on BBC.

Nigella is soooo annoying, but she does (did, I haven't actually watched her recently) have magnificent tits!

[Yorick]

30 minutes of the irratating cunt Nigella Lawson followed by 30 minutes of the annoying cunt Stacey Dooley.

Back to back cunts on BBC.

Has the missus stolen the remote control?

[Mr. Dazzle]

does (did, I haven't actually watched her recently) have magnificent tits!

And also a massive coke habit

[v8-powered]

30 minutes of the irratating cunt Nigella Lawson followed by 30 minutes of the annoying cunt Stacey Dooley.

Back to back cunts on BBC.

Nigella is soooo annoying, but she does (did, I haven't actually watched her recently) have magnificent tits!

I'd happily give her the best 30 seconds of her life

[gremlin]

30 minutes of the irratating cunt Nigella Lawson followed by 30 minutes of the annoying cunt Stacey Dooley.

Back to back cunts on BBC.

Nigella is soooo annoying, but she does (did, I haven't actually watched her recently) have magnificent tits!

I'd happily give her the best 30 seconds of her life

By leaving the room?

[Jody]

30 minutes of the irratating cunt Nigella Lawson followed by 30 minutes of the annoying cunt Stacey Dooley.

Back to back cunts on BBC.

Why watch it then?

[gremlin]

30 minutes of the irratating cunt Nigella Lawson followed by 30 minutes of the annoying cunt Stacey Dooley.

Back to back cunts on BBC.

Why watch it then?

Gives me something to moan about.

[Yambo]

Nigella is soooo annoying, but she does (did, I haven't actually watched her recently) have magnificent tits!

If you haven't seen them in the flesh then I'd suggest she probably has a very good bra.

[Rockburner]

Forgot to pick up the 'free for 2 hours' ticket this morning and now have to pay £25 for the poor obs.

D'oh!

[DefTrap]

My own name. It's slightly unusual, not mad or nuffink, just a slight variation on a fairly common surname.

Doesn't cause me so many problems except that literally everybody assumes they can spell it better than I can. Over the years I've had bank accounts, V5s, credit cards etc essentially in someone else's name, because they know fecking best, and I CBA to correct them. In most scenarios it doesn't really matter, except these days you need an account for fecking everything....

Best one recently. Bought some electrical goods insurance back in May, I give them my email address (which is my own name) - they assume I'm retarded and input it wrongly. So when my debit card expires they vainly spam some poor other bloke (they don't use the -correct- mobile # or -correct- physical address, that they also have as part of my account details, to contact me, that would be too easy) wanting me to update it. So first I know of a problem s when a debt collection agency contacts me by snail mail. And of course they impose a 'fine'.

And of course to fix it all takes at least two (so far) visits of an hour each talking to confused customer services people back at the original point of sale.

[MrLongbeard]

I know that feeling, 3 ways to spell my forename and I've got the least popular, and a surname with an apostrophe is guaranteed to F over every online form anywhere ever.

I've even had teachers tell my daughter off / mark her down for spelling her own surname wrong when they thought they knew better, twats, that was a rather one sided conversation when I took her to school the next day.

[KungFooBob]

People automatically assume I'm posh because of my first name (and it's really quite the opposite) and I think my mum was pissed when she filled out the birth certificate because she spelt my middle name with only one T, Mathew.

[Mr. Dazzle]

People automatically assume I'm 64 because of my first name. I've never met someone younger than me with it

[KungFooBob]

People automatically assume I'm 64 because of my first name. I've never met someone younger than me with it

Royston or Kenneth?

[Demannu]

Fuel pumps that refuse to stop at .00
96.....97......98............99..................01. Fucksticks

[Count Steer]

I know that feeling, 3 ways to spell my forename and I've got the least popular, and a surname with an apostrophe is guaranteed to F over every online form anywhere ever.

I've even had teachers tell my daughter off / mark her down for spelling her own surname wrong when they thought they knew better, twats, that was a rather one sided conversation when I took her to school the next day.

Dang! Now I'm annoyed I can't remember your names.

[Skub]

I know that feeling, 3 ways to spell my forename and I've got the least popular, and a surname with an apostrophe is guaranteed to F over every online form anywhere ever.

I've even had teachers tell my daughter off / mark her down for spelling her own surname wrong when they thought they knew better, twats, that was a rather one sided conversation when I took her to school the next day.

Mr.Longbear'd right?

[Mr. Dazzle]

At least 97% of the reason Mrs D married me was to get rid of the apostrophe in her name.

[Noggin]

No one can ever spell my surname if I just say it, have to say each letter to have a hope of it being correct!

But I always thought my original first name was simple, but, when you read your work email address to a Bristolian over the phone, it turns out that when the first name actually ends with an A, the emails don't arrive when said Bristolian spells it win an ER