What have you done today thread?

[Noggin]

Weather is bloody lovely here!! Went for a bike ride, sat in my mates shop for too long chatting with her and other friends. Came home. Now going to chill for a bit then get organised for work tomorrow!!

[KungFooBob]

Discovered Morrison's stock Brew York's Juice Forsyth, had been buying it from the local specialty beer shop.

It's good stuff.

[Demannu]

Well the sensor turned up for my friend's pool cover, slapped it all together and turned it on and.........all went swimmingly until the 3rd ( of 6) panel tried to locate. Hmmmmm methinks. Quick look at the sensor tab, totally different position to the rest, and I can see the last panel is offset, so guessed this must be panel 5. A bit of jiggery pokery and hey presto, all in the right order.

[gremlin]

Walked the hound this morning in glorious sunshine and 25 degrees. Just got off a plane in Stockholm and it's 4 degrees. Glad I bought a coat.

[Pirahna]

Not my finest hour, I'm now really pissed off.

Late Sunday roast, I'm in the pub now, pissed bloke decided it would be great fun to take the Yorkshire pudding from my plate, stuff most of it into his mouth and put back what was left. Despite being told to fuck off he didn't, he stood there and grinned at me, what would you have done?

[Yorick]

Walked the hound this morning in glorious sunshine and 25 degrees. Just got off a plane in Stockholm and it's 4 degrees. Glad I bought a coat.

30c here today

[gremlin]

what would you have done?

Probably exactly what you, no doubt, did.

WTF was he playing at?

[Demannu]

Not my finest hour, I'm now really pissed off.

Late Sunday roast, I'm in the pub now, pissed bloke decided it would be great fun to take the Yorkshire pudding from my plate, stuff most of it into his mouth and put back what was left. Despite being told to fuck off he didn't, he stood there and grinned at me, what would you have done?

Either shoved the entire plate of food into his face or punched him in the spuds.
Even he he lamped you back,at least you wouldn't be stewing on it!

[Count Steer]

Not my finest hour, I'm now really pissed off.

Late Sunday roast, I'm in the pub now, pissed bloke decided it would be great fun to take the Yorkshire pudding from my plate, stuff most of it into his mouth and put back what was left. Despite being told to fuck off he didn't, he stood there and grinned at me, what would you have done?

In reality? Gone to the management and told them what had just happened, asked why they allowed this sort of thing to happen in their establishment and asked 'Now, WTF are you going to do about it?'

[Mr. Dazzle]

Yeah I'd probably cry to teacher like a mummy's little bender too.

Unless the twist here is that said pissed bloke was actually Pirahna.

[Felix]

Been driving since 1986 and today was the first time ever being stuck in mud. TBF we have just had almost 48hours of rain and the field i was parked on was getting the run off from a farmers field.

[Mussels]

Not my finest hour, I'm now really pissed off.

Late Sunday roast, I'm in the pub now, pissed bloke decided it would be great fun to take the Yorkshire pudding from my plate, stuff most of it into his mouth and put back what was left. Despite being told to fuck off he didn't, he stood there and grinned at me, what would you have done?

In reality? Gone to the management and told them what had just happened, asked why they allowed this sort of thing to happen in their establishment and asked 'Now, WTF are you going to do about it?'

You couldn't go to the management initially because he's still stood in your face grinning. He's trying to goad you into a fight so I'd probably sit there and stare at him blankly and think about who I'm with and how to deal with any escalation.
Then I'd get out of there as quickly as possible before he tells the police I assaulted him.

[Taipan]

Had my sick leave extended. Still got this bastard chest infection and it looks like even the antibiotics haven't worked!

[Yorick]

Had my sick leave extended. Still got this bastard chest infection and it looks like even the antibiotics haven't worked!

Ooooh. Mr Shandyman's got a bit of a cough.
Get thisen to work




*hides behind the sofa

[Taipan]

Had my sick leave extended. Still got this bastard chest infection and it looks like even the antibiotics haven't worked!

Ooooh. Mr Shandyman's got a bit of a cough.
Get thisen to work




*hides behind the sofa

Last time I was off work (knee placements aside) or had a prescription, was in 2015! Bizarrely for exactly the same reason!

[Skub]

Not my finest hour, I'm now really pissed off.

Late Sunday roast, I'm in the pub now, pissed bloke decided it would be great fun to take the Yorkshire pudding from my plate, stuff most of it into his mouth and put back what was left. Despite being told to fuck off he didn't, he stood there and grinned at me, what would you have done?

Fuck me.

I'm too old to be scrapping in the pub,but I really don't know how I'd react to that one.

[Cousin Jack]

Not my finest hour, I'm now really pissed off.

Late Sunday roast, I'm in the pub now, pissed bloke decided it would be great fun to take the Yorkshire pudding from my plate, stuff most of it into his mouth and put back what was left. Despite being told to fuck off he didn't, he stood there and grinned at me, what would you have done?

Fuck me.

I'm too old to be scrapping in the pub,but I really don't know how I'd react to that one.

I would be enquiring of the landlord what he was going to do about it. If it was 'nothing' I would take my business elsewhere. And refuse to pay for a meal someone else had pinched.And write a shitty review. And object to his licence next time around.

[MrLongbeard]

At the least he'd be wearing my pint and whatever else was left of my meal, then it's time for a chat with the landlord.

[KungFooBob]

Is there no update because Pirahna is in a cell?

[Greenman]

Likely i would of got up in his face and ordered him to pay for another meal and at least a pint for being such a tool, and would of taken it from there.