Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little

[Felix]

Her in doors is on eleventy pills a day, she still does a bottle wine a night.

Apparently the alcohol doesn't affect the medication generally, you just get pissed a bit quicker, bonus!

Hope she is not driving next day.

I phoned one of my disabled customers a couple of month ago to say i wont be there this morning as i am still on A&E. Oh she said, you might see my carer as she was in a smash this morning. I never seen her but it turned out she lost the car on a wet roundabout and she was over the limit as she arsed a bottle of wine the night before. I was drinking a bottle a night and that got me thinking fuck that. I would rather have my licence. Lucky if i have two small glasses now.

[Count Steer]

Insomnia. On steroids due to a chest infection but a side effect is insomnia. There is nothing more annoying than laying there hour after bastard hour with no chance of going to sleep and now I'm knackered as I've had about 4-5 hours sleep since monday!

You need one of nature's natural sleep pills.

Wine would be better but i'm on the dry due to antibiotics!

My peer reviewed, double blind experiment a couple of months ago proved conclusively that alcohol decreases the quality of sleep by a significant margin.

Dunno if it's something in the contrails but the last couple of weeks have been full of v strange dreams. Maybe my neighbours are burning something exotic in their firepit.

[KungFooBob]

I have odd dreams if I sleep on my front.

I think it's to-do with getting too warm.

High temp makes brain fuzzywuzzy.

[Taipan]

You need one of nature's natural sleep pills.

Wine would be better but i'm on the dry due to antibiotics!

My peer reviewed, double blind experiment a couple of months ago proved conclusively that alcohol decreases the quality of sleep by a significant margin.

Dunno if it's something in the contrails but the last couple of weeks have been full of v strange dreams. Maybe my neighbours are burning something exotic in their firepit.

Last week i had some really mad, lucid dreams. I live near Southend airport too!

[Noggin]

Dunno if it's something in the contrails but the last couple of weeks have been full of v strange dreams. Maybe my neighbours are burning something exotic in their firepit.

Weirdly, I've been having trouble with sleep the last couple of weeks. Had just put it down to stresses, but it's weird as that hasn't changed really - should be better as I start work on Monday!!

But I've gone back to waking a couple or more times a night, last night I woke a bit after 3am and didn't get back to sleep till nearly 5am Until a couple of years ago, that was totally normal, but the last couple of years I've done alright with sleep...... Soooo, about these chemtrails? Sorry, contrails!!

[Demannu]

Having to fix stuff that shouldn't need fixing!
Fitted an eye plate into the garage of the moho, so I can tension the floor a bit if I've got the bike in there. Popped the turn buckle on, took up the tension, 1/2 turn, full turn, 1.5 tu.......puummffh. Fucking eye plate separated! Quick squidge tells me it was just pressed in ffs. Out with the mig, grinder and can of spray and I thing we're good to go again!

[Count Steer]

Wine would be better but i'm on the dry due to antibiotics!

My peer reviewed, double blind experiment a couple of months ago proved conclusively that alcohol decreases the quality of sleep by a significant margin.

Dunno if it's something in the contrails but the last couple of weeks have been full of v strange dreams. Maybe my neighbours are burning something exotic in their firepit.

Last week i had some really mad, lucid dreams. I live near Southend airport too!

Hmmm. I don't live too far from Gatwick, and it's been quite busy recently.

[Yorick]

Ooooh. Insignificant but ooooh.

I love the sound of the French language. I like the sound of Spanish language.

But Portuguese????

Nah. It's horrible. Sounds same as Russian. Very harsh. And some folk add in a bit of Arabic. It's very strange.

I'm getting by with a combination of English and Spanish

[MrLongbeard]

Beautiful day, super warm in the sun, but I can't ride my bike because I've started a mod and forgot to order a bloody gasket

[Jody]

Posting a parcel in France and the form I have to fill out has the tiniest boxes ever to fit my terrible handwriting in.

It's 20 bloody 23 FFS, I should be able to type in the address, the computer should check the address exists and then print a clear label!!

[Noggin]

Posting a parcel in France and the form I have to fill out has the tiniest boxes ever to fit my terrible handwriting in.

It's 20 bloody 23 FFS, I should be able to type in the address, the computer should check the address exists and then print a clear label!!

You can do the form online! I have before but can never find the form again when I want to post something else!!

I'm guessing your googlefoo is stronger than mine, so have a look next time

[gremlin]

30 minutes of the irratating cunt Nigella Lawson followed by 30 minutes of the annoying cunt Stacey Dooley.

Back to back cunts on BBC.

[Cousin Jack]

30 minutes of the irratating cunt Nigella Lawson followed by 30 minutes of the annoying cunt Stacey Dooley.

Back to back cunts on BBC.

Nigella is soooo annoying, but she does (did, I haven't actually watched her recently) have magnificent tits!

[Yorick]

30 minutes of the irratating cunt Nigella Lawson followed by 30 minutes of the annoying cunt Stacey Dooley.

Back to back cunts on BBC.

Has the missus stolen the remote control?

[Mr. Dazzle]

does (did, I haven't actually watched her recently) have magnificent tits!

And also a massive coke habit

[v8-powered]

30 minutes of the irratating cunt Nigella Lawson followed by 30 minutes of the annoying cunt Stacey Dooley.

Back to back cunts on BBC.

Nigella is soooo annoying, but she does (did, I haven't actually watched her recently) have magnificent tits!

I'd happily give her the best 30 seconds of her life

[gremlin]

30 minutes of the irratating cunt Nigella Lawson followed by 30 minutes of the annoying cunt Stacey Dooley.

Back to back cunts on BBC.

Nigella is soooo annoying, but she does (did, I haven't actually watched her recently) have magnificent tits!

I'd happily give her the best 30 seconds of her life

By leaving the room?

[Jody]

30 minutes of the irratating cunt Nigella Lawson followed by 30 minutes of the annoying cunt Stacey Dooley.

Back to back cunts on BBC.

Why watch it then?

[gremlin]

30 minutes of the irratating cunt Nigella Lawson followed by 30 minutes of the annoying cunt Stacey Dooley.

Back to back cunts on BBC.

Why watch it then?

Gives me something to moan about.

[Yambo]

Nigella is soooo annoying, but she does (did, I haven't actually watched her recently) have magnificent tits!

If you haven't seen them in the flesh then I'd suggest she probably has a very good bra.