What have you done today thread?
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I've had quite a productive time at work today...
I've managed to piss three of those yellow urinal cube chunks down through the urinal grating.
It takes real strategy to choose which urinal has the ones used up and small enough and to keep at it through the day to it finally gets through.
Hand to eye to penis coordination at its best.
Due to the unique way the door schedule has been bodged together by Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles with help from Dunning-Kruger I've achieved fuckall else mind.
I've managed to piss three of those yellow urinal cube chunks down through the urinal grating.
It takes real strategy to choose which urinal has the ones used up and small enough and to keep at it through the day to it finally gets through.
Hand to eye to penis coordination at its best.
Due to the unique way the door schedule has been bodged together by Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles with help from Dunning-Kruger I've achieved fuckall else mind.
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Baby D (5) is currently doing 'materials' at school. They've been looking at metal, glass, fabric and plastic. Teacher has asked them to find an example of one at home and bring it to school.
I've just sent her off with a piece of carbon fibre she found
I've just sent her off with a piece of carbon fibre she found
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Just had kippers for tea. First time in donkey's year. They were farking awesome. Even had 3 in a wholegrain bocadillo with lashings of butter
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I likes the taste of oily fish, but I hate fish bones.
If you said you'd had some finny haddock, I'd be welljel.
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Normally have em for breakfast, like in Texas where everyone's a millionaire.
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They don't make much of a girlfriend, tho'Mr. Dazzle wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2023 8:47 pm Normally have em for breakfast, like in Texas where everyone's a millionaire.
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No bones in these. And I boil them to soften everything.KungFooBob wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2023 8:44 pmI likes the taste of oily fish, but I hate fish bones.
If you said you'd had some finny haddock, I'd be welljel.
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"The relentless sun"
Wouldn't working be more comfortable in the shade?
Even bland can be a type of character
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I've been scoffing seafood platters most weekends this year. In one place they serve smoked mackerel fillets as part of it. I han't eaten them in years and had forgotten how much I liked them. I now buy them in Tesco!
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Wrestling on the telly is much more difficult now, they are so much thinner than the old CRTs.
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Fitted the original rear end and fitted this little bracket
Free pint of Eurofizz to whoever guesses what it's for
Free pint of Eurofizz to whoever guesses what it's for
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Bought the last bits and bobs for the child’s move out to university.
Filled in loads of forms for our house purchase- I was going to post in the bank account thread but both of us have to upload ID including inside leg measurement and favourite Beatle (or so it seems).
All worth it in the end when we move and we will have a garden and room for a shed
Filled in loads of forms for our house purchase- I was going to post in the bank account thread but both of us have to upload ID including inside leg measurement and favourite Beatle (or so it seems).
All worth it in the end when we move and we will have a garden and room for a shed
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Early doors sea swim in 4-5ft surf. Nice with offshore breeze but lacking oomph.
Walked dogs on Widemouth beach and then shopping in Bude.
Cooked Tomahawk steak......mmmm.
Now drinking Gin and listening to the rising wind, tomorrows swim may well be a survival lesson.
Walked dogs on Widemouth beach and then shopping in Bude.
Cooked Tomahawk steak......mmmm.
Now drinking Gin and listening to the rising wind, tomorrows swim may well be a survival lesson.
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That's how a touring bike ought to look,instead of those gopping GS style Starbucks barnacles.
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Lots of sitting and doing very little so far. Chilled at home this morning mainly playing with my new settee and bacon rolls. started work at 1400 and done very little but catch up on here all afternoon and evening.
Better than this time last week when I spent the first half of the shift at an RTC involving a a Tesla needing the roof off. All done slowly and carefully as Fire hadnt done a Tesla before. Then straight onto the A14 for a fatal RTC that took me into the early hours.
All in all I like this Saturday night more than last Saturday night.
Mick
Better than this time last week when I spent the first half of the shift at an RTC involving a a Tesla needing the roof off. All done slowly and carefully as Fire hadnt done a Tesla before. Then straight onto the A14 for a fatal RTC that took me into the early hours.
All in all I like this Saturday night more than last Saturday night.
Mick