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If it’s in a city and I won’t see the driver again, I just call him a fat poofy cunt, as I alight in a flurry of V signs.
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Bigjawa wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2023 10:33 am Another old dear in Monkstown would give sweets to the drivers. You binned them because they were actually laxatives.
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Bigjawa wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2023 10:33 am
Another old dear in Monkstown would give sweets to the drivers. You binned them because they were actually laxatives.
She thought you were driving too slowly and needed to get a move on.
Even bland can be a type of character :wave:
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Bigjawa wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2023 10:33 am
Another old dear in Monkstown would give sweets to the drivers. You binned them because they were actually laxatives.

Ah, the old "have a cup of tea dear" in 1972's Derry (or Londonderry if Derry causes offence :D ). Old soldiers would tell you about the cups of tea with ground glass in them but it was a load of bollox, ground glass just sinks to the bottom. What else might have been in the tea though was anybody's guess. :D
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Air Traffic Control UK technical issues. Back up after back up after back up and they're all not working? It's the Russians I tell ya!
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Mr Nozzle wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 12:33 pm Air Traffic Control UK technical issues. Back up after back up after back up and they're all not working? It's the Russians I tell ya!
Don't be silly. It's Brexit.
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KungFooBob wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 12:40 pm
Mr Nozzle wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 12:33 pm Air Traffic Control UK technical issues. Back up after back up after back up and they're all not working? It's the Russians I tell ya!
Don't be silly. It's Brexit.
It’s the remainers!
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It's actually some school kid who hacked into the NATs system and meddled with it.
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Ant wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 1:11 pm It's actually some school kid who hacked into the NATs system and meddled with it.
Oops!!!
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Mr Nozzle wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 12:33 pm Air Traffic Control UK technical issues. Back up after back up after back up and they're all not working? It's the Russians I tell ya!
Step Daughter should be landing in Edinburgh by now. Flight cancelled and next one home would be 2am. She is now on a train and i have to pick her up at 10pm.
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Alice Cooper has upset the sexual predators.........
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Ant wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 8:27 pm Alice Cooper has upset the sexual predators.........
He got no principals!
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JackyJoll wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 8:44 pm
Ant wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 8:27 pm Alice Cooper has upset the sexual predators.........
He got no principals!
This time, he very much does.
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Potter wrote: ↑Tue Aug 29, 2023 1:03 pm Lol Alice Cooper.
Girls name, wears make-up and frilly clothes.
Here is your hero in all his glory
Almost a haiku

Lol Alice Cooper
Girls' name, wears make-up, frilled clothes
Your hero, glory
Even bland can be a type of character :wave:
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Notting Hill Carnival.

Bank Holiday Monday saw 8 stabbings, but no-one died. Winner!! :think:
All aboard the Peckham Pigeon! All aboard!
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gremlin wrote: ↑Tue Aug 29, 2023 3:46 pm Notting Hill Carnival.

Bank Holiday Monday saw 8 stabbings, but no-one died. Winner!! :think:
Need bigger and better knives. I see an opportunity Rodders :)
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The Crimeival - that wonderful Crimerush boat.
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Potter wrote: ↑Tue Aug 29, 2023 1:03 pm Lol Alice Cooper.
Girls name, wears make-up and frilly clothes.

Here is your hero in all his glory :lol: :lol:

Image
We knew what he looked like.
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Alice Cooper is just a stage act. In real life he's Vince Furnier, plays a lot of golf and wears 'slacks'.
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Count Steer wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2023 7:08 am Alice Cooper is just a stage act. In real life he's Vince Furnier, plays a lot of golf and wears 'slacks'.
According to wikipaedia he changed his legal name to Alice Cooper.

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