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Brown seat & matching tank grips :shock:

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Here's the description https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/134680771626 ... R6qMmPO5Yg

I'm not sure what time zone the owner lives in but amongst other things it had a new battery xmas 2024 & serviced in July 2024 :wtf:
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A_morti wrote: Wed Jul 26, 2023 12:11 pm Time to lay off the drugs...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/195890359641
Jesus H. Fuck!

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JackyJoll wrote: Mon Aug 07, 2023 5:31 pm
A_morti wrote: Wed Jul 26, 2023 12:11 pm Time to lay off the drugs...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/195890359641
Jesus H. Fuck!

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Drag'n'fly?
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Looks like an OK pretend off-road bike.

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But the silencers, viewed from the rear, did make me “WFT!”

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It's not the worst bike ever, but you have to wonder about the type of person who thought "You know what my KLE500 needs... a single sided swinging arm"

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/11587941104

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KungFooBob wrote: Tue Aug 15, 2023 7:01 pm It's not the worst bike ever, but you have to wonder about the type of person who thought "You know what my KLE500 needs... a single sided swinging arm"

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/11587941104

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Just as interesting is the listing only has a single line of text as its description - you usually get a short story with this sort of thing.
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Oh my giddy aunt !

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225740570183 ... media=COPY
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That plaque on the handlebars says that it's a limited edition of 100. Did they really find another 99 buyers :shock:
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Bustaspoke wrote: Wed Aug 23, 2023 2:05 pm That plaque on the handlebars says that it's a limited edition of 100. Did they really find another 99 buyers :shock:
Probably - all waiting for this collector's item to appreciate.

Personally, the only folk I can see rushing to collect this are the bin men.
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Cringe

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Gregor wrote: Wed Aug 23, 2023 8:52 pm Cringe

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At least they fitted it with a mercy button....
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I am haunted by the thought of it going over a bump and crushing the pillions genitals between the two seats.

On looking again that pillion pad subframe is held on by 3 6mm bolts, surely not enough to support an unsprung human for long before the bolts fail. There are also no pillion pegs but there is a seat. How did this lash up ever get through whatever regulations cover new vehicles?
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Ian wrote: Thu Aug 24, 2023 6:12 pm I am haunted by the thought of it going over a bump and crushing the pillions genitals between the two seats.

On looking again that pillion pad subframe is held on by 3 6mm bolts, surely not enough to support an unsprung human for long before the bolts fail. There are also no pillion pegs but there is a seat. How did this lash up ever get through whatever regulations cover new vehicles?
It's not a pillion seat, it's for the rider to shift back onto when going really fast, chin on the tank.
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Pirahna wrote: Thu Aug 24, 2023 6:36 pm It's not a pillion seat, it's for the rider to shift back onto when going really fast, chin on the tank.
And trap his plums under the front seat when he hits a bump ;)
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Bears all the signs of being designed by a committee. I can see nothing positive about it. It's fucking hideous.
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Gregor wrote: Wed Aug 23, 2023 1:48 pm Oh my giddy aunt !

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225740570183 ... media=COPY
It was a real limited edition that sold out very quickly. And for about 20k a pop.
It’s hideous
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£18,000 new from CCM.

Doesn't appear to have been a good short term investment.
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Just sticking this here, not because it's a terrible bike, I just want to see how cheap it goes...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/314778070585

(at 3.5 hours to go it was at £1650)
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Gregor wrote: Wed Aug 23, 2023 8:52 pm Cringe

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And cringe again!

Sorry everyone. It’s an EMGÖhlins.

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KungFooBob wrote: Sun Aug 27, 2023 5:02 pm Just sticking this here, not because it's a terrible bike, I just want to see how cheap it goes...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/314778070585

(at 3.5 hours to go it was at £1650)
Well it ended, with no reserve, at £1,650.

Someone got a cheap Superduke (if it's not totally fucked).
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