Horror or not?

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Re: Horror or not?

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Perhaps I need a man-bun but have insufficient hair?
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Re: Horror or not?

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There seems to a multitude of similar bikes appearing on these pages.

Do any of them ever get ridden?

I’m not from that there London which I would assume is the market, are there bikes like that on every street corner?
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Re: Horror or not?

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Not. I think that looks pretty good.
The rider triangle is awful though, it would definitely want higher bars at least.
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Those monos handle well, but the forks are wayyyy too short, the riding position will cripple you and being an R65, just about anything bigger than a 125 will pass you except 883 Harleys.

And 8 grand is totally taking the piss.
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Re: Horror or not?

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Potter wrote: Sat Jul 29, 2023 11:27 am Piss take?

NOW AVAILBLE TO PURCHASE IN BLACK OR SILVER PRICED AT £16,000 (pre pandemic was price £20,000)

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/115855287229 ... R8zd7JK0Yg

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Bigger pisstake.

20 years ago I was riding about on an old R80 I had bought from a scrappy. I paid 200 quid for it, the ex-RUC R80RT I had before that cost 800.

Being butchered like those two monstrosities removes any appeal for an old, slow bike. The look like shiny versions of old despatch bikes that we had back in the day, now they've old, slow ugly bikes.

I'm sure if @Rockburner still had the Mirth, some muppet with NHS specs and crap tattoos would give him 20k for it.

World has gone mad.
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I know the fella selling this...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275943575765

It must have been on ebay for at least four years now, certainly pre-covid.

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Bigjawa wrote: Sat Jul 29, 2023 11:44 am
Potter wrote: Sat Jul 29, 2023 11:27 am Piss take?

NOW AVAILBLE TO PURCHASE IN BLACK OR SILVER PRICED AT £16,000 (pre pandemic was price £20,000)

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/115855287229 ... R8zd7JK0Yg

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Bigger pisstake.

20 years ago I was riding about on an old R80 I had bought from a scrappy. I paid 200 quid for it, the ex-RUC R80RT I had before that cost 800.

Being butchered like those two monstrosities removes any appeal for an old, slow bike. The look like shiny versions of old despatch bikes that we had back in the day, now they've old, slow ugly bikes.

I'm sure if @Rockburner still had the Mirth, some muppet with NHS specs and crap tattoos would give him 20k for it.

World has gone mad.
Gawd, i wish!

The Mirth was a tool, plain and simple. I'm sure that someone could waste a lot of time and welding rod on making it suitable for a place in the BikeShed, but why?

I'd still have another mind you. :D
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I quite like the stripped down look for summer sunny tootling. You don't need muguards, you don't need tailpipes that blot out the sun, you don't need a mass of unnecessary electronics.

That said, this genre is more suited to have-a-go shed enthusiasts riding on the cheap. Those who have no skills at all are having them built to order from little custom houses. I doubt they're making a fortune out of it.
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Scotsrich wrote: Sat Jul 29, 2023 9:56 am There seems to a multitude of similar bikes appearing on these pages.

Do any of them ever get ridden?

I’m not from that there London which I would assume is the market, are there bikes like that on every street corner?
Never see them - I,m 300m from the Bikeshed
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KungFooBob wrote: Sat Jul 29, 2023 11:47 am I know the fella selling this...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275943575765

It must have been on ebay for at least four years now, certainly pre-covid.

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That sounds like my Dad's old Austin cab at tick over :lol:

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I quite like some of the boxer customs,but every man and his pooch is doing variations on the theme and what was maybe a decent idea is fast becoming a bit passé. Knobbly tyres are a giveaway for hipster fuckwittery.
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I really like the stripped back racer versions with the 60's nose fairings and jacked up rear ends. I rather have a new R9T than any of these.
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KungFooBob wrote: Sat Jul 29, 2023 11:47 am I know the fella selling this...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275943575765

It must have been on ebay for at least four years now, certainly pre-covid.

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Obviously never got the memo about brake rod/arm angles. That tells me all I need to know about the muppet who built it.
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If he removed all the yellow, fixed the rear brake rod issue and lopped a couple of grand off the price, it might sell.

As it is - you know the old joke about Bob Hope?
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Scotsrich wrote: Sat Jul 29, 2023 9:56 am There seems to a multitude of similar bikes appearing on these pages.

Do any of them ever get ridden?

I’m not from that there London which I would assume is the market, are there bikes like that on every street corner?
I work and often ride through Camden in London but have never seen any of these type bikes?
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KungFooBob wrote: Sat Jul 29, 2023 11:47 am I know the fella selling this...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275943575765

It must have been on ebay for at least four years now, certainly pre-covid.

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If he swapped the seat for a brown one he’d probably get the 6k he’s after. :D
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Id agree there's a lot of crap ones. In a way it's no different to the original caff racer, bobber and streetfighter genres where there's a handful of gooduns and mostly terrible shockers.

I'll never understand why you bother to build a bike around a really terrible motor though. In the old days it was because you were skint.
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DefTrap wrote: Sun Jul 30, 2023 9:50 am Id agree there's a lot of crap ones. In a way it's no different to the original caff racer, bobber and streetfighter genres where there's a handful of gooduns and mostly terrible shockers.

I'll never understand why you bother to build a bike around a really terrible motor though. In the old days it was because you were skint.
The 80 was a sweet engine, didn't shake as much as the 100 and was quick enough for the road. But I think the main reason is that it's a visually striking engine with the two big finned cylinders sticking out in the breeze.
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DefTrap wrote: Sun Jul 30, 2023 9:50 am Id agree there's a lot of crap ones. In a way it's no different to the original caff racer, bobber and streetfighter genres where there's a handful of gooduns and mostly terrible shockers.

I'll never understand why you bother to build a bike around a really terrible motor though. In the old days it was because you were skint.
Probably similar reasons today. The base bikes are plentiful, not expensive, spares easy to get etc etc. Why start with something expensive and exotic or UJM looking? Either if you're building for yourself or looking to add in a big chunk of profit margin.

Matter of opinion of whether the engines are 'terrible' though. Good solid, easy to work on etc. These things are built for leisure and pleasure. Keep the bike light, make sure it handles and Bob's your mother's brother.

I quite like the wartime despatch look - they look like some of the Motos of War on Instagram. Chuck the chunky tyres, resist the urge to put bar mirrors on, no brown seats and no 'cruel and unusual punishment' riding positions and yes, I'd have one for pottering about on. Totally impractical for anything else but that's nothing unusual. :D
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Count Steer wrote: Sun Jul 30, 2023 10:46 am ... for pottering about on. Totally impractical for anything else but that's nothing unusual. :D
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