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ZRX61 wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 3:02 pm The Chinese told John Kerry to fuck off.
Did he over-order on the egg-fried rice?
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Felix wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 12:49 am
Ant wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 1:44 pm
gremlin wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 1:38 pm

I always make sure I have a poo on company time. Saves me using my own bog roll too. :thumbup:
It can be nice, but it's not the same as one on your own toilet.
Nah. If you want to relax and curl out something to be proud of a home shitter wins hands down.
I'm still in awe over one I did at work one time. It hit the bottom of the pan, came right up to the top, curled over and went back down to the bottom of the pan, like one great big U shape, thing must have been about 18" long. I had no idea something that big could have even been in me, I wish I took a photo of it, it was just such a work of art.
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Ant wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:51 am I wish I took a photo of it, it was just such a work of art.
ratemypoo.com would have been the place to find an appreciative audience. Just don't forget to log out.
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Horse wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:57 am
Ant wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:51 am I wish I took a photo of it, it was just such a work of art.
ratemypoo.com would have been the place to find an appreciative audience. Just don't forget to log out.
Good lord, someone has made a website for this stuff?

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ZRX61 wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 3:02 pm The Chinese told John Kerry to fuck off.
You mean Fluck Off?
Ant wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 11:01 am
Horse wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:57 am
Ant wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:51 am I wish I took a photo of it, it was just such a work of art.
ratemypoo.com would have been the place to find an appreciative audience. Just don't forget to log out.
Good lord, someone has made a website for this stuff?

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Ant wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 11:01 am
Horse wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:57 am
Ant wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:51 am I wish I took a photo of it, it was just such a work of art.
ratemypoo.com would have been the place to find an appreciative audience. Just don't forget to log out.
Good lord, someone has made a website for this stuff?
There used to be. I haven't (and won't) check whether it's still active.

If it's not and you desperately need to know, try Waybackmachine.
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I went searching and the first hit was ratemypussy.com. That was where my search stopped.
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How many have you rated so far?
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Ant wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 9:49 pm How many have you rated so far?
None. Cant seem to pass the web cams
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Felix wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 9:31 pm I went searching and the first hit was ratemypussy.com. That was where my search stopped.
For how many hours? :D
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Horse wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:13 pm
Felix wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 9:31 pm I went searching and the first hit was ratemypussy.com. That was where my search stopped.
For how many hours? :D
Ask me later :thumbup:
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Men are better at even being a woman :lol:


https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/11/worl ... kolle.html
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This boosts the publicity for these plucky protestors and their worthwhile cause. :thumbup:

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/just-stop-oil ... 00041.html
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Power to the people

Down with the cancellers.
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Local man overjoyed at receiving an award for good works:

http://www.hebrides-news.com/freeman-of ... 20723.html
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Felix wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 12:34 am Men are better at even being a woman :lol:


https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/11/worl ... kolle.html
Ok, maybe you fancy it. Maybe the judges did too.

Or maybe it was just some stupid posturing.
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So, I don't know if anyone heard but there were a few by elections this week, heres a detailed analysis of how the results panned out by a bloke who may well trigger the squaddie economic immigrant.
I'm sure he'll get over it though.

Its deffo biased in favour of Labour but the numbers still tell a more accurate story than many I see on here.
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MyLittleStudPony wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 12:35 pm This boosts the publicity for these plucky protestors and their worthwhile cause. :thumbup:

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/just-stop-oil ... 00041.html
The idiot they interviewed owns a record company... where the fuck does he think vinyl comes from? or the plastic to make their wally bibs?
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-g ... e-66278076

Jeremy Clarkson has warned customers who have bought his cider that some bottles could explode.

The 63-year-old presenter said a mistake meant there was a "slim chance" some of the Hawkstone Cider bottles may erupt.
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ZRX61 wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 2:56 pm
MyLittleStudPony wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 12:35 pm This boosts the publicity for these plucky protestors and their worthwhile cause. :thumbup:

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/just-stop-oil ... 00041.html
The idiot they interviewed owns a record company... where the fuck does he think vinyl comes from? or the plastic to make their wally bibs?
At a guess I'd say that making useful (and often recycleable) stuff out of hydrocarbons is a bit less of a danger and a tad less wasteful than burning them. :lol:
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