In todays news...

Current affairs, Politics, News.
Ant
Posts: 1905
Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2020 8:57 pm
Has thanked: 48 times
Been thanked: 227 times

Re: In todays news...

Post by Ant »

gremlin wrote: Wed Jul 19, 2023 4:35 pm Rishi Sunak apologises to LGBT veterans for past armed forces gay ban

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-66242611

There was a great documentary on the other week called Forced Out. Worth a watch. Shocking behaviour from the Armed Forces and only repealed in 2000.




That said, this Monty Python sketch always makes me giggle....
Gay/lesbian, but not the T. They don't have a trans identity politics problem of men wanting to watch women in the changing rooms. Well they probably do but they won't pretend to be something they're not.
User avatar
Yorick
Posts: 16279
Joined: Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:20 pm
Location: Paradise
Has thanked: 10117 times
Been thanked: 6649 times

Re: In todays news...

Post by Yorick »

gremlin wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 1:38 pm
Yorick wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 12:48 pm
That was me. Out of the door the minute they stop paying me.
I always make sure I have a poo on company time. Saves me using my own bog roll too. :thumbup:
At my first job in Bradford, there was a queue for the newspaper to take with you.
Folk waited patiently ;)
Ant
Posts: 1905
Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2020 8:57 pm
Has thanked: 48 times
Been thanked: 227 times

Re: In todays news...

Post by Ant »

Yuck, poo fingers newspaper.

Modern day pooers use their smart phones whilst pooing, these days.
User avatar
KungFooBob
Posts: 13702
Joined: Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:04 pm
Location: The content of this post is not AI generated.
Has thanked: 532 times
Been thanked: 7238 times

Re: In todays news...

Post by KungFooBob »

Ant wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 2:49 pm Yuck, poo fingers newspaper.

Modern day pooers use their smart phones whilst pooing, these days.
I think you might be doing it wrong if you're getting poo on your fingers.
Ant
Posts: 1905
Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2020 8:57 pm
Has thanked: 48 times
Been thanked: 227 times

Re: In todays news...

Post by Ant »

KungFooBob wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 2:50 pm
Ant wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 2:49 pm Yuck, poo fingers newspaper.

Modern day pooers use their smart phones whilst pooing, these days.
I think you might be doing it wrong if you're getting poo on your fingers.
There's always some trace, so the paper would have faecal matter on it.
User avatar
ZRX61
Posts: 4854
Joined: Tue Mar 17, 2020 4:05 pm
Location: Solar Blight Valley
Has thanked: 1448 times
Been thanked: 1331 times

Re: In todays news...

Post by ZRX61 »

The Chinese told John Kerry to fuck off.
Ant
Posts: 1905
Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2020 8:57 pm
Has thanked: 48 times
Been thanked: 227 times

Re: In todays news...

Post by Ant »

ZRX61 wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 3:02 pm The Chinese told John Kerry to fuck off.
Did he poo on their paper?
Felix
Posts: 3803
Joined: Sat Jul 17, 2021 12:34 am
Has thanked: 465 times
Been thanked: 1373 times

Re: In todays news...

Post by Felix »

Ant wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 1:44 pm
gremlin wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 1:38 pm
Yorick wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 12:48 pm
That was me. Out of the door the minute they stop paying me.
I always make sure I have a poo on company time. Saves me using my own bog roll too. :thumbup:
It can be nice, but it's not the same as one on your own toilet.
Nah. If you want to relax and curl out something to be proud of a home shitter wins hands down.
User avatar
gremlin
Posts: 5610
Joined: Wed Jul 08, 2020 3:12 pm
Location: Kent (AKA God's own country)
Has thanked: 776 times
Been thanked: 4515 times

Re: In todays news...

Post by gremlin »

ZRX61 wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 3:02 pm The Chinese told John Kerry to fuck off.
Did he over-order on the egg-fried rice?
All aboard the Peckham Pigeon! All aboard!
Ant
Posts: 1905
Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2020 8:57 pm
Has thanked: 48 times
Been thanked: 227 times

Re: In todays news...

Post by Ant »

Felix wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 12:49 am
Ant wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 1:44 pm
gremlin wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 1:38 pm

I always make sure I have a poo on company time. Saves me using my own bog roll too. :thumbup:
It can be nice, but it's not the same as one on your own toilet.
Nah. If you want to relax and curl out something to be proud of a home shitter wins hands down.
I'm still in awe over one I did at work one time. It hit the bottom of the pan, came right up to the top, curled over and went back down to the bottom of the pan, like one great big U shape, thing must have been about 18" long. I had no idea something that big could have even been in me, I wish I took a photo of it, it was just such a work of art.
User avatar
Horse
Posts: 11216
Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:30 am
Location: Always sunny southern England
Has thanked: 5945 times
Been thanked: 4933 times

Re: In todays news...

Post by Horse »

Ant wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:51 am I wish I took a photo of it, it was just such a work of art.
ratemypoo.com would have been the place to find an appreciative audience. Just don't forget to log out.
Even bland can be a type of character :wave:
Ant
Posts: 1905
Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2020 8:57 pm
Has thanked: 48 times
Been thanked: 227 times

Re: In todays news...

Post by Ant »

Horse wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:57 am
Ant wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:51 am I wish I took a photo of it, it was just such a work of art.
ratemypoo.com would have been the place to find an appreciative audience. Just don't forget to log out.
Good lord, someone has made a website for this stuff?

Image
Bigjawa
Posts: 1881
Joined: Mon Jun 01, 2020 10:54 pm
Location: Ballymena Co. Antrim
Has thanked: 223 times
Been thanked: 842 times

Re: In todays news...

Post by Bigjawa »

ZRX61 wrote: Thu Jul 20, 2023 3:02 pm The Chinese told John Kerry to fuck off.
You mean Fluck Off?
Ant wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 11:01 am
Horse wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:57 am
Ant wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:51 am I wish I took a photo of it, it was just such a work of art.
ratemypoo.com would have been the place to find an appreciative audience. Just don't forget to log out.
Good lord, someone has made a website for this stuff?

Image
The logistics firm the missus works for ship a lot of it, if a pallet gets damaged they get to keep whatever they like. There's about 5 boxes of it in our cupboard, along with Cheerios. There's a fucking mountain of Cheerios.
User avatar
Horse
Posts: 11216
Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:30 am
Location: Always sunny southern England
Has thanked: 5945 times
Been thanked: 4933 times

Re: In todays news...

Post by Horse »

Ant wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 11:01 am
Horse wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:57 am
Ant wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:51 am I wish I took a photo of it, it was just such a work of art.
ratemypoo.com would have been the place to find an appreciative audience. Just don't forget to log out.
Good lord, someone has made a website for this stuff?
There used to be. I haven't (and won't) check whether it's still active.

If it's not and you desperately need to know, try Waybackmachine.
Even bland can be a type of character :wave:
Felix
Posts: 3803
Joined: Sat Jul 17, 2021 12:34 am
Has thanked: 465 times
Been thanked: 1373 times

Re: In todays news...

Post by Felix »

I went searching and the first hit was ratemypussy.com. That was where my search stopped.
Ant
Posts: 1905
Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2020 8:57 pm
Has thanked: 48 times
Been thanked: 227 times

Re: In todays news...

Post by Ant »

How many have you rated so far?
Felix
Posts: 3803
Joined: Sat Jul 17, 2021 12:34 am
Has thanked: 465 times
Been thanked: 1373 times

Re: In todays news...

Post by Felix »

Ant wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 9:49 pm How many have you rated so far?
None. Cant seem to pass the web cams
User avatar
Horse
Posts: 11216
Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:30 am
Location: Always sunny southern England
Has thanked: 5945 times
Been thanked: 4933 times

Re: In todays news...

Post by Horse »

Felix wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 9:31 pm I went searching and the first hit was ratemypussy.com. That was where my search stopped.
For how many hours? :D
Even bland can be a type of character :wave:
Felix
Posts: 3803
Joined: Sat Jul 17, 2021 12:34 am
Has thanked: 465 times
Been thanked: 1373 times

Re: In todays news...

Post by Felix »

Horse wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:13 pm
Felix wrote: Fri Jul 21, 2023 9:31 pm I went searching and the first hit was ratemypussy.com. That was where my search stopped.
For how many hours? :D
Ask me later :thumbup:
Felix
Posts: 3803
Joined: Sat Jul 17, 2021 12:34 am
Has thanked: 465 times
Been thanked: 1373 times

Re: In todays news...

Post by Felix »

Men are better at even being a woman :lol:


https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/11/worl ... kolle.html