Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little

[Pirahna]

I stopped drinking coffee years ago, anything that has a three day headache as a withdrawal symptom can't be good for you. Green tea only for me.

[Count Steer]

Fortunately the till staff in Tescos don't bugger off for 10 minutes to make drinks involving ice and syrup etc. (Well they didn't last time I went into one, but it's a while ago).

More than likely it's only one minute.

Have you been in a 'coffee shop' recently?

Coffee is no longer coffee, it has a bewildering array of ingredients that have to be mixed with loving care, and every order contains at least 3 varieties which have to be crafted separately. Order a full breakfast cooked to order, it will take less time

It's not just a 'coffee' though. Get stuck behind a family of 4 that take 5 minutes to decide they want a Blueberry Bubble Frappé + light whip, a Chocolate Fudge Brownie and Frappé Mocha and 2 Salted Caramel Frappé (with coffee) and just cleaning the gear between cranking out these disgusting calorie-fests takes 5 minutes.

(These are all on offer in my local High Street chain 'coffee' shop - I go to the place 3 doors away owned/run by a local which does do juices but always has someone serving who keeps the coffees flowing while the juicing goes on).

[Mr. Dazzle]

But maybe the company running the garage should either offer pay at pump or a queue/till specifically for people who only want to buy fuel! I get that they are trying (have succeeded?) to put the corner shops out of business but TBF, if I just stop for fuel quickly I really don't want to stand behind someone waiting to pay for their weekly shop or some fancy doodah coffees!!

I don't even want to stand behind someone buying a raft of comedy coffees in a coffee shop tbh.

I don't want to stand behind someone full stop.

Pay at pump is a major contribution to modern society, its up there with penicillin, sliced bread and the Internet.

'People who don't know the pump reaches both sides of the car' belongs both in this thread and the 'happy' one for me too. Depends which way the queue falls

[Ant]

Talking of pumps......

Click, click, come on you bastid, click click, pull nozzle out a bit, click, oooh a little bit, click.....

....do that for a little while until it decides it wants to deliver me my litres.

[Taipan]

Fortunately the till staff in Tescos don't bugger off for 10 minutes to make drinks involving ice and syrup etc. (Well they didn't last time I went into one, but it's a while ago).

More than likely it's only one minute.

Have you been in a 'coffee shop' recently?

Coffee is no longer coffee, it has a bewildering array of ingredients that have to be mixed with loving care, and every order contains at least 3 varieties which have to be crafted separately. Order a full breakfast cooked to order, it will take less time

My former boss decided we'd do the trendy thing and have our 1-2-1 meeting in a coffee shop. It was one of those places with faded and baggy cushioned leather settees. He nodded at the board with the offerings and prices and said which one would you like. I couldn't even pronounce most of them, let alone know what they were! Then I saw the prices!
I said i'm not paying over £4 for a coffee!
He said you're not, I am.
I said I'm not letting you pay it either, you'll just encourage these people and asked for a cup of tea. The bemused looking girl then read an equally long and stupid list of teas to me! I jokingly asked if they did Builders tea?
She replied, and I kid you not, "I'll check with my manager"!
I ended up with a breakfast tea, which just seemed like a normal tea to me. I've not ventured back into such a place since. I know my station...

[v8-powered]

Scummy rude people!

Long rant.....

Step-daughters school prom yesterday and as we have a decent sized garden for their balloon arch photo shoot and a big driveway for their chavvy limo, she asked if half a dozen of her friends could come round beforehand, which we agreed. Before we knew it that had turned in to families being invited too and despite my wife's request to the other parents extended families too! We asked that our driveway be left clear for the limo and that people find alternative parking, i.e. road, but unbeknown to us they all descended on the little village pub 50m up the road and left heir cars there.
30mins in and pub landlord knocks at our door, rightly so, complaining - cue people being told to move their cars which they all took exception to! One clown parent storms in to pub (apparently a Met plod officer of all things!) and start's shouting at staff demanding to speak to the manageress and tells her bluntly to fuck off!

These people aren't from our village so clearly don't give a shit but that's our local and the pub staff know us (step son worked there) - we've now got to go in there and try to make peace.

Anyway, rant over. Went to see kids turning up at prom at Colchester footy stadium, highlight was a girl turning up in the biggest mobile crane I'd seen. So big that he struggled to get it back out the car park!
Beat all the limo's, Ferrari's, Lambo's and other exotica hands down

[Greenman]

Post office collection opening times or the lack of them!

My local post office pick up for missed parcels is now only open 8am-10am monday to friday, contrary to what it says on their website!

I work from 7.30am till 4pm monday till friday so how to do they ever expect me to take a delivery of a parcel or now even be able to go pick up the missed parcel.

I have had to attend work late today to pick the parcel up before 10am! I asked them how they expect me to pick up missed parcels and i just get told to set a redelivery date, to a date i wont be in! - fucking monkeys! They couldn't give a fuck!

And all these fuckers want a pay rise!

This country really is going to shit!

[cheb]

Two things today.

I got a load of drill bits as part of a bundle of things I actually wanted and all of them have the shank dipped in thick black paint. Not the cutting tip, the part you might want to protect but the bit that needs to be clean to grip properly and has the size written on it.

I tripped over yesterday shifting some pallets on rough ground and now spawn the elder, in that voice, is cheerfully telling people 'He's had a fall.' I blame the parent.

[Count Steer]

More of a haarrrrrumph really.

Got a coffee at the local sports centre. Handed over my loyalty card with 7 stamps on. Ah. They're 'under new management'.

'We don't do those any more, would you like a new card (with 1 stamp on)'?

[Rockburner]

Two things today.

I got a load of drill bits as part of a bundle of things I actually wanted and all of them have the shank dipped in thick black paint. Not the cutting tip, the part you might want to protect but the bit that needs to be clean to grip properly and has the size written on it.

I tripped over yesterday shifting some pallets on rough ground and now spawn the elder, in that voice, is cheerfully telling people 'He's had a fall.' I blame the parent.

Funnily - we were discussing only the other day how the way people describe events that happen to you change as you get older... "He's had a fall" was one of the first picked up on!

[cheb]

Two things today.

I got a load of drill bits as part of a bundle of things I actually wanted and all of them have the shank dipped in thick black paint. Not the cutting tip, the part you might want to protect but the bit that needs to be clean to grip properly and has the size written on it.

I tripped over yesterday shifting some pallets on rough ground and now spawn the elder, in that voice, is cheerfully telling people 'He's had a fall.' I blame the parent.

Funnily - we were discussing only the other day how the way people describe events that happen to you change as you get older... "He's had a fall" was one of the first picked up on!

It needs to said in that 'News for the Elderly' Voice for best effect.

[Demannu]

Whoever thought that wago fittings on a security light was a good idea needs rodgering with the length of cable I have scrunched up in the back of the pool house!
Ffs, 90% of domestic wiring is multistrand. What are you sniffing?

[Ant]

They're meant for the solid core on fixed wiring innit.

[MrLongbeard]

Whoever thought that wago fittings on a security light was a good idea needs rodgering with the length of cable I have scrunched up in the back of the pool house!
Ffs, 90% of domestic wiring is multistrand. What are you sniffing?

Wago's are rated for multistrand, but if it boils your piss just slap a bootlace ferrule on.

[Mr. Dazzle]

Grown adults, who presumably have been out in the wild for 20 years or more, who don't know how lifts work.

Going up....people try and squeeze in, making everyone shuffle up, then press a button for a floor that's down. You know it comes back right?

[Ant]

Whoever thought that wago fittings on a security light was a good idea needs rodgering with the length of cable I have scrunched up in the back of the pool house!
Ffs, 90% of domestic wiring is multistrand. What are you sniffing?

Wago's are rated for multistrand, but if it boils your piss just slap a bootlace ferrule on.

Not meant to use ferrules on them type.

[MingtheMerciless]

Facebook market place, trying to sell MTB parts on it is a royal pain, chancers wanting 50% off the list price, wanting it posted at your cost and last week first I had someone waste an entire morning messaging endless questions me about a set of forks before coming over and once he'd explained what he wanted to do with them realised they'd never fit.

Then I had someone message about a frame, we agreed a price and I warned him it'd be costly to post and insure and he agreed to that as well. He wanted to pay via PayPal (no problem) and said he would have the money at the end of the week, I wasn't in any hurry but then he tries to renegotiate the agreed price today and after a bit of profile checking it turns out he's 16 and Paypal rules state you have to be over 18......

[Ant]

Facebook market place, trying to sell MTB parts on it is a royal pain, chancers wanting 50% off the list price, wanting it posted at your cost and last week first I had someone waste an entire morning messaging endless questions me about a set of forks before coming over and once he'd explained what he wanted to do with them realised they'd never fit.

Then I had someone message about a frame, we agreed a price and I warned him it'd be costly to post and insure and he agreed to that as well. He wanted to pay via PayPal (no problem) and said he would have the money at the end of the week, I wasn't in any hurry but then he tries to renegotiate the agreed price today and after a bit of profile checking it turns out he's 16 and Paypal rules state you have to be over 18......

That place is brilliant, chancers wanting 50% off or more, as soon as an item is listed. There are a core of surnames on my black list, as they are always nothing but trouble.

What's your best price? I often double the asking price just so that they go away. Questions which can be answered if you read the advert. Sometimes dealing with people is a special task on its own.

[MingtheMerciless]

Facebook market place, trying to sell MTB parts on it is a royal pain, chancers wanting 50% off the list price, wanting it posted at your cost and last week first I had someone waste an entire morning messaging endless questions me about a set of forks before coming over and once he'd explained what he wanted to do with them realised they'd never fit.

Then I had someone message about a frame, we agreed a price and I warned him it'd be costly to post and insure and he agreed to that as well. He wanted to pay via PayPal (no problem) and said he would have the money at the end of the week, I wasn't in any hurry but then he tries to renegotiate the agreed price today and after a bit of profile checking it turns out he's 16 and Paypal rules state you have to be over 18......

That place is brilliant, chancers wanting 50% off or more, as soon as an item is listed. There are a core of surnames on my black list, as they are always nothing but trouble.

What's your best price? I often double the asking price just so that they go away. Questions which can be answered if you read the advert. Sometimes dealing with people is a special task on its own.

So 5 minutes after I sack off spotty youf No.1, spotty youf No.2 with a very similar friend base is making enquiries.............

[Jody]

I'm a Sun-Pat Crunchy man, but I had my head turned by Meridian as it was on special offer.

What ever you do, DO NOT buy Meridian Peanut butter. It was wet, really wet, very oily. It doesn't sit on the bread it soaks in, it's just WRONG!

I stirred it thinking it had separated and the oil was sat on the top, but it was like that all the way through the jar.

I asked a friend to bring me some whole earth back but he doesn't really do supermarkets it seems (couldn't find a magazine for me cos the supermarkets near him don't do that one! )

He brought Meridian (I'd said just bring a crunchy version without sugar in it!). It's just I'm trying to use it up in cooking, but I don't use a lot of peanut butter apart from on toast!!

Sadly, I've had to stop asking people to bring it back as the last person brought me smooth stuff - Whole Earth, but smooth

The all natural / organic / yogurt weaving ones all are, and surprisingly are supposed to be too, I went through a phase looking for something other than sun-pat but couldn't find one that wasn't oily, so yep sun-pat crunchy is my go to.

Whole Earth Crunchy is definitely worth a go

Send me a picture of the label Smix and I'll bring you some in December

But maybe the company running the garage should either offer pay at pump or a queue/till specifically for people who only want to buy fuel! I get that they are trying (have succeeded?) to put the corner shops out of business but TBF, if I just stop for fuel quickly I really don't want to stand behind someone waiting to pay for their weekly shop or some fancy doodah coffees!!

I don't even want to stand behind someone buying a raft of comedy coffees in a coffee shop tbh.

I must confess, I hate it when I'm in a busy bar and the person infront orders cocktails. They take soo damn long to make. I honestly believe that the bar often looses out because people can't be arsed to queue.

More of a haarrrrrumph really.

Got a coffee at the local sports centre. Handed over my loyalty card with 7 stamps on. Ah. They're 'under new management'.

'We don't do those any more, would you like a new card (with 1 stamp on)'?

"No, but I'll take a new card with 7 stamps on. Ohh you can't do that? you've literally just got here and you've already lost a customer"

Facebook market place, trying to sell MTB parts on it is a royal pain, chancers wanting 50% off the list price, wanting it posted at your cost and last week first I had someone waste an entire morning messaging endless questions me about a set of forks before coming over and once he'd explained what he wanted to do with them realised they'd never fit.

Then I had someone message about a frame, we agreed a price and I warned him it'd be costly to post and insure and he agreed to that as well. He wanted to pay via PayPal (no problem) and said he would have the money at the end of the week, I wasn't in any hurry but then he tries to renegotiate the agreed price today and after a bit of profile checking it turns out he's 16 and Paypal rules state you have to be over 18......

All I get on FB Marketplace is scammers who want to get DPD to pay me cash when they collect the item. Except DPD don't offer that service !