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Count Steer wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 12:33 pm
Screwdriver wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 11:10 am
The poster is probably thinking about that schoolgirl who stuck her hands into plaster of Paris. The exothermic reaction cooked her hands. :(
So, if you ever get approached by Cynthia Plaster Caster, I suggest you run (while you can :lol: ).
For some reason I had visions of Cynthia Plastercaster, whilst they plastered my arm.
I just wondered how Jimi et al managed to stay hard when plunged into plaster ....
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Mr Moofo wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:21 pm
Count Steer wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 12:33 pm
Screwdriver wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 11:10 am
The poster is probably thinking about that schoolgirl who stuck her hands into plaster of Paris. The exothermic reaction cooked her hands. :(
So, if you ever get approached by Cynthia Plaster Caster, I suggest you run (while you can :lol: ).
For some reason I had visions of Cynthia Plastercaster, whilst they plastered my arm.
I just wondered how Jimi et al managed to stay hard when plunged into plaster ....
To be honest, she didn't slap plaster on (I was using 'poetic licence' :D ). She used an alginate moulding material that they used for dental moulds and put PoP in that to make the 'exhibit'. Apparently she had a number of willing helpers to keep the subject upstanding. :D

(It's quite amusing what happened to her collection. Jimi's in the Icelandic Phallological Institute! and the rest in the (unsurprising really) Kinsey Institute).

There was a film about Wilhelm Reich (he of the 'orgone'') called Mysteries of the Organism* where in one sequence they (Nancy Godfrey of the Plastercasters) do appear to be slapping PoP on though. :shock: (But was probably dental stuff, dunno but dental moulds are white too).

* it was a bit weird https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W.R.:_Mys ... e_Organism
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Screwdriver wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 11:10 am Epoxy isn't that bad and hands aren't that delicate. It will easily wash off.

The poster is probably thinking about that schoolgirl who stuck her hands into plaster of Paris. The exothermic reaction cooked her hands. :(
Concrete's not too great though, alkali burns.
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Count Steer wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:35 pm To be honest, she didn't slap plaster on (I was using 'poetic licence' :D ). She used an alginate moulding material that they used for dental moulds and put PoP in that to make the 'exhibit'. Apparently she had a number of willing helpers to keep the subject upstanding. :D
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Count Steer wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:35 pm
Mr Moofo wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:21 pm
Count Steer wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 12:33 pm

So, if you ever get approached by Cynthia Plaster Caster, I suggest you run (while you can :lol: ).
For some reason I had visions of Cynthia Plastercaster, whilst they plastered my arm.
I just wondered how Jimi et al managed to stay hard when plunged into plaster ....
To be honest, she didn't slap plaster on (I was using 'poetic licence' :D ). She used an alginate moulding material that they used for dental moulds and put PoP in that to make the 'exhibit'. Apparently she had a number of willing helpers to keep the subject upstanding. :D

(It's quite amusing what happened to her collection. Jimi's in the Icelandic Phallological Institute! and the rest in the (unsurprising really) Kinsey Institute).

There was a film about Wilhelm Reich (he of the 'orgone'') called Mysteries of the Organism* where in one sequence they (Nancy Godfrey of the Plastercasters) do appear to be slapping PoP on though. :shock: (But was probably dental stuff, dunno but dental moulds are white too).

* it was a bit weird https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W.R.:_Mys ... e_Organism
Sounds a great film!
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Taipan wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 10:35 am
Oh dear, what a pity.
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Taipan wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 10:35 am may require potential

That’s not very definite.
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Taipan wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 10:35 am
Oh dear :D
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JackyJoll wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 5:45 pm
Taipan wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 10:35 am may require potential

That’s not very definite.
Take 'em off to be on the safe side......

Anyway.

Kevin Spacey must be sending Huw Edwards a huge Christmas box this year.....

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Taipan wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 10:35 am
Maybe but I reckon thats more likely bollocks sent out by saddos who want soooo hard for it to be true.
You can get nasty burns from cement so I'm not positive though.
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Why would you amputate both their hands anyway, surely you'd rock/paper/scissors for it.
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People write tyre adverts should be taking note.

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JackyJoll wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2023 9:07 am People write tyre adverts should be taking note.

“Sticks to the road like an amputated hand!”
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Chandrayaan-3: India's historic Moon mission lifts off successfully

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Well done India!

Can we stop sending you foreign aid now? :roll:

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Woo hoo :obscene-birdiedoublered:

We've cycled it and it's super cool :)

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Ben Wallace is resigning. Should be next Sec General of NATO but Biden didn't like the fact that the UK trained Ukrainian pilots in simulators on how to fly F-22's before the US. So the demented Biden says Ursula vd Leyen should be the next NATO leader. It's a HUGE strategic mistake relying on vd Leyen and Germany.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wor ... hine-guns/
2015 wrote: Germany’s army is so under-equipped that it used broomsticks instead of machine guns
One guess who was German defence minister at the time of this debacle ...
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Seems like the Northern Research Group has been trying their hand at a bit of corruption.
Our local MP is the chairman so I wouldnt be at all surprised if John Stevenson wasn't upto his neck in it.
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irie wrote: Sat Jul 15, 2023 6:51 pm One guess who was German defence minister at the time of this debacle ...
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irie wrote: Sat Jul 15, 2023 6:51 pm Ben Wallace is resigning. Should be next Sec General of NATO but Biden didn't like the fact that the UK trained Ukrainian pilots in simulators on how to fly F-22's before the US. So the demented Biden says Ursula vd Leyen should be the next NATO leader. It's a HUGE strategic mistake relying on vd Leyen and Germany.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wor ... hine-guns/
2015 wrote: Germany’s army is so under-equipped that it used broomsticks instead of machine guns
One guess who was German defence minister at the time of this debacle ...

I can only think that Ursula simply opens her legs as soon as a 'suitable' position comes along for her one and only talent.