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[Mr. Dazzle]

Pfft maybe, but at least I never got duped into emptying the coffee grounds from the machine because she couldn't read the instructions!

[Noggin]

I used to love not helping the fit secretary at work, which sounds well harsh

She was pretty capable at many things TBF, but she had a proper 'learned helplessness' thing going on in many fields, she could just flutter her eyelashes and get a man to do something she didn't know how to or want to do.

Fortunately I could see she was attractive on paper but for one reason or another she just didn't "do anything" for me, so I of course could see straight through her (attempted) charms.

T'was actually quite funny watching her deflate when i made her so stuff (which was quite reasonably her job to do) herself.

This sort of behaviour from women has always peeved me somewhat. There are times that I need to ask for help, often at trackdays when I was there on my own with a bike in a van - could happily put the bike back in, but getting it out solo I lacked confidence.
I've never asked anyone to actually get the bike out, just to stand at the back to help if I/the bike had a wobble! But I'd ask as a relatively normal human, not play feeble girlie with big tits card!! Ok, often someone or a couple of someones would just get the bike out as they thought it was easier/more helpful - but hopefully never because they thought I was playing the pathetic girlie card!!!

Admittedly I was brought up by a man hating feminist (but one that could also flutter her eyelashes when she felt the need ) - but I learnt mostly that if I could I should, but if I needed help, it was ok to ask; although the second bit I learnt without the help of the man hater!! LOL

I gave a lift to another girl to a TD once and she stood being feek and weable whilst me and another girl (who wasn't doing the TD and also was in 6inch heels!) loaded her bike on the trailer and off at the other end etc. I did suggest she at least helped with strapping the bike down but she wasn't keen

If that wound me up, then I can imagine it winds up men far more (unless they can't see past the tits and being a 'hero'!!)

[Taipan]

[Greenman]

Karma in action.

[Screwdriver]

Epoxy isn't that bad and hands aren't that delicate. It will easily wash off.

The poster is probably thinking about that schoolgirl who stuck her hands into plaster of Paris. The exothermic reaction cooked her hands.

[Mr. Dazzle]

Yeah it does sound like bollox. You might have to walk around with some dusty hands for a bit, but the top layer of skin isn't that well stuck on to the rest of you "by design".

[Count Steer]

The poster is probably thinking about that schoolgirl who stuck her hands into plaster of Paris. The exothermic reaction cooked her hands.

So, if you ever get approached by Cynthia Plaster Caster, I suggest you run (while you can ).

[Mr Moofo]

The poster is probably thinking about that schoolgirl who stuck her hands into plaster of Paris. The exothermic reaction cooked her hands.

So, if you ever get approached by Cynthia Plaster Caster, I suggest you run (while you can ).

For some reason I had visions of Cynthia Plastercaster, whilst they plastered my arm.
I just wondered how Jimi et al managed to stay hard when plunged into plaster ....

[Count Steer]

The poster is probably thinking about that schoolgirl who stuck her hands into plaster of Paris. The exothermic reaction cooked her hands.

So, if you ever get approached by Cynthia Plaster Caster, I suggest you run (while you can ).

For some reason I had visions of Cynthia Plastercaster, whilst they plastered my arm.
I just wondered how Jimi et al managed to stay hard when plunged into plaster ....

To be honest, she didn't slap plaster on (I was using 'poetic licence' ). She used an alginate moulding material that they used for dental moulds and put PoP in that to make the 'exhibit'. Apparently she had a number of willing helpers to keep the subject upstanding.

(It's quite amusing what happened to her collection. Jimi's in the Icelandic Phallological Institute! and the rest in the (unsurprising really) Kinsey Institute).

There was a film about Wilhelm Reich (he of the 'orgone'') called Mysteries of the Organism* where in one sequence they (Nancy Godfrey of the Plastercasters) do appear to be slapping PoP on though. (But was probably dental stuff, dunno but dental moulds are white too).

* it was a bit weird https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W.R.:_Mys ... e_Organism

[Bigjawa]

Epoxy isn't that bad and hands aren't that delicate. It will easily wash off.

The poster is probably thinking about that schoolgirl who stuck her hands into plaster of Paris. The exothermic reaction cooked her hands.

Concrete's not too great though, alkali burns.

[Mr. Dazzle]

To be honest, she didn't slap plaster on (I was using 'poetic licence' ). She used an alginate moulding material that they used for dental moulds and put PoP in that to make the 'exhibit'. Apparently she had a number of willing helpers to keep the subject upstanding.

No-one ever considers the damage which Viagra did to the fluffing industry.

[Mr Moofo]

So, if you ever get approached by Cynthia Plaster Caster, I suggest you run (while you can ).

For some reason I had visions of Cynthia Plastercaster, whilst they plastered my arm.
I just wondered how Jimi et al managed to stay hard when plunged into plaster ....

To be honest, she didn't slap plaster on (I was using 'poetic licence' ). She used an alginate moulding material that they used for dental moulds and put PoP in that to make the 'exhibit'. Apparently she had a number of willing helpers to keep the subject upstanding.

(It's quite amusing what happened to her collection. Jimi's in the Icelandic Phallological Institute! and the rest in the (unsurprising really) Kinsey Institute).

There was a film about Wilhelm Reich (he of the 'orgone'') called Mysteries of the Organism* where in one sequence they (Nancy Godfrey of the Plastercasters) do appear to be slapping PoP on though. (But was probably dental stuff, dunno but dental moulds are white too).

* it was a bit weird https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W.R.:_Mys ... e_Organism

Sounds a great film!

[Cousin Jack]

Oh dear, what a pity.

[JackyJoll]

may require potential

That’s not very definite.

[Yorick]

Oh dear

[Bigjawa]

may require potential

That’s not very definite.

Take 'em off to be on the safe side......

Anyway.

Kevin Spacey must be sending Huw Edwards a huge Christmas box this year.....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-66188135

[demographic]

Maybe but I reckon thats more likely bollocks sent out by saddos who want soooo hard for it to be true.
You can get nasty burns from cement so I'm not positive though.

[Mr. Dazzle]

Why would you amputate both their hands anyway, surely you'd rock/paper/scissors for it.

[JackyJoll]

People write tyre adverts should be taking note.

“Sticks to the road like an amputated hand!”

[westers151]

People write tyre adverts should be taking note.

“Sticks to the road like an amputated hand!”