Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
Don't forget to alter your clocks this weekend .......
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Even bland can be a type of character 
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Even bland can be a type of character
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There is no cloud, just somebody else's computer.
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Re: Jokes Thread
Look at the way the spoon is resting in the sugar bowl. In a low gravity environment that spoon would be higher up and casting more of a shadow. Clearly the whole thing has been faked.
Remember Anne Diamond!
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I thought I spotted a bargain earlier when I saw a stall with a sign saying "lobster tales, £2".
So I gave him £2, he then said, "once upon a time, there was a lobster called Freddy......"
So I gave him £2, he then said, "once upon a time, there was a lobster called Freddy......"
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Re: Jokes Thread
Table for 26 please for 7pm
Sorry we cant cater for that many
That's ok, there's only 13 of us, but we all want to be on the same side of the table.
Booking in the name of........Jesus
Sorry we cant cater for that many
That's ok, there's only 13 of us, but we all want to be on the same side of the table.
Booking in the name of........Jesus
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