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Re: Jokes Thread
Look at the way the spoon is resting in the sugar bowl. In a low gravity environment that spoon would be higher up and casting more of a shadow. Clearly the whole thing has been faked.
All aboard the Peckham Pigeon! All aboard!
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I thought I spotted a bargain earlier when I saw a stall with a sign saying "lobster tales, £2".
So I gave him £2, he then said, "once upon a time, there was a lobster called Freddy......"
So I gave him £2, he then said, "once upon a time, there was a lobster called Freddy......"
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Table for 26 please for 7pm
Sorry we cant cater for that many
That's ok, there's only 13 of us, but we all want to be on the same side of the table.
Booking in the name of........Jesus
Sorry we cant cater for that many
That's ok, there's only 13 of us, but we all want to be on the same side of the table.
Booking in the name of........Jesus
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Re: Jokes Thread
A group of Americans were touring Ireland.
One woman in the group was constantly grumbling: The bus seats are uncomfortable. The food is terrible. It's too hot. It's too cold. The accommodations are awful.
The group reached the site of the famous Blarney Stone. "Kissing the Blarney Stone brings good luck all your life," the guide explained. "Unfortunately, it's being cleaned today, so no one can kiss it. Maybe we can return tomorrow."
"We can't be here tomorrow," the cantankerous woman snapped. "We have another dull tour to attend. So, I guess we can't kiss that silly stone."
"Well," the guide replied, "it's said that if you kiss someone who has kissed the stone, you'll receive the same good fortune."
"I suppose you've kissed the stone," the woman scoffed.
"No, ma'am," the exasperated guide responded, "but I've sat on it."
One woman in the group was constantly grumbling: The bus seats are uncomfortable. The food is terrible. It's too hot. It's too cold. The accommodations are awful.
The group reached the site of the famous Blarney Stone. "Kissing the Blarney Stone brings good luck all your life," the guide explained. "Unfortunately, it's being cleaned today, so no one can kiss it. Maybe we can return tomorrow."
"We can't be here tomorrow," the cantankerous woman snapped. "We have another dull tour to attend. So, I guess we can't kiss that silly stone."
"Well," the guide replied, "it's said that if you kiss someone who has kissed the stone, you'll receive the same good fortune."
"I suppose you've kissed the stone," the woman scoffed.
"No, ma'am," the exasperated guide responded, "but I've sat on it."