It’s an example of humour.
Should the UK grow up and seriously restrict alcohol use/ownership
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Re: Should the UK grow up and seriously restrict alcohol use/ownership
Booze doesn't go into schools and shoot your children in the cock though.
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Re: Should the UK grow up and seriously restrict alcohol use/ownership
What is the cause when a drunk person shoots someone?
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Re: Should the UK grow up and seriously restrict alcohol use/ownership
Guns don’t piss in the cutlery drawer.
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Re: Should the UK grow up and seriously restrict alcohol use/ownership
The world could do with some more deaths, the eldest 5% would be best though.
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Re: Should the UK grow up and seriously restrict alcohol use/ownership
You’ll get your wish. They will die.
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Re: Should the UK grow up and seriously restrict alcohol use/ownership
I don't think either of us will, that was the point.
Motorcycles kill people and are unnecessary.
Hitler was a maniac.
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Re: Should the UK grow up and seriously restrict alcohol use/ownership
I'll add, murderes, rapists, peodos, burglars, vehicle theives and fly tippers.
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Re: Should the UK grow up and seriously restrict alcohol use/ownership
Get outta my way! Burp!
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Re: Should the UK grow up and seriously restrict alcohol use/ownership
What about trans people, they need to be included too.
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Re: Should the UK grow up and seriously restrict alcohol use/ownership
Afaik, there fairly harmless.
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Re: Should the UK grow up and seriously restrict alcohol use/ownership
In the village I lived as a teenager most people were staunch Methodists. Several teenage mates had "signed the pledge" to abstain from alcohol, or rather their parents had signed for them, soon after birth.
Kick out the CoE, make Methodism the state religion.
Kick out the CoE, make Methodism the state religion.
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Re: Should the UK grow up and seriously restrict alcohol use/ownership
Did they stick to it? Just the sort of people who come at it late, get hooked like it's Charley and go on a mental rampage.Cousin Jack wrote: ↑Wed Mar 29, 2023 3:26 pm In the village I lived as a teenager most people were staunch Methodists. Several teenage mates had "signed the pledge" to abstain from alcohol, or rather their parents had signed for them, soon after birth.
Kick out the CoE, make Methodism the state religion.
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Re: Should the UK grow up and seriously restrict alcohol use/ownership
Stick to it, no, but lightweights. Usually gave up after 3 pints.DefTrap wrote: ↑Wed Mar 29, 2023 7:26 pmDid they stick to it? Just the sort of people who come at it late, get hooked like it's Charley and go on a mental rampage.Cousin Jack wrote: ↑Wed Mar 29, 2023 3:26 pm In the village I lived as a teenager most people were staunch Methodists. Several teenage mates had "signed the pledge" to abstain from alcohol, or rather their parents had signed for them, soon after birth.
Kick out the CoE, make Methodism the state religion.
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Re: Should the UK grow up and seriously restrict alcohol use/ownership
The Methodists I knew in Cornwall are somewhat different to the ones here. Several years ago a mate volunteered me to help him with a project at his local Methodist church in LA. I can only assume that most of the blokes at that church were talentless gimps who would need instruction & close supervision to hold a hammer by the correct end. I was there for maybe half a day working in the main entrance & by the time I left I had a pocket full of phone numbers from the women who wandered through where I was working, ended up banging most of them over the next few months.Cousin Jack wrote: ↑Wed Mar 29, 2023 3:26 pm In the village I lived as a teenager most people were staunch Methodists. Several teenage mates had "signed the pledge" to abstain from alcohol, or rather their parents had signed for them, soon after birth.
Kick out the CoE, make Methodism the state religion.
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Re: Should the UK grow up and seriously restrict alcohol use/ownership
Should ban this shite......
https://www.theguardian.com/society/sho ... t-scotland
There was another link but it was from the S*n so I won't post it here.
https://www.theguardian.com/society/sho ... t-scotland
There was another link but it was from the S*n so I won't post it here.
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Re: Should the UK grow up and seriously restrict alcohol use/ownership
Bigjawa wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:22 am Should ban this shite......
https://www.theguardian.com/society/sho ... t-scotland
There was another link but it was from the S*n so I won't post it here.
He didThat's like Kalashnikov feeling sad about the way his rifles are used. It is unholy water
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/ ... d-millions
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Re: Should the UK grow up and seriously restrict alcohol use/ownership
Written by a good SNP supporter who doesn't think the government are to blame for Scotland's substance abuse problems and would rather blame a particular brand of booze.Bigjawa wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:22 am Should ban this shite......
https://www.theguardian.com/society/sho ... t-scotland
There was another link but it was from the S*n so I won't post it here.
What's next, ban Pfizer to cure the very high drug death rate?