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I didn't even realise they'd been in the UK that long. The Japanese should be getting worried...
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:bblonde: Twin discs and a 16 litre tank, on a 50cc 4 stroke
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I don't think 'brown' was the expected look.

https://www.cmcbikes.com/used-motorcycl ... rP98bxK-NI

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On the closer pics you can see it's kind of an orange weave in the CF, but it still looks brown!
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That's horrible - looks like cheap mahogany!
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How to instantly devalue a bike. I might just pop down tomorrow to have a look and sneer.
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mangocrazy wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 8:49 pm How to instantly devalue a bike. I might just pop down tomorrow to have a look and sneer.
It's in the Cannock branch, not Clay Cross.
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Ah, OK. In that case not.

It will be all the rage in Cannock (or Kenyck as it's known to its denizens).
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mangocrazy wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 8:51 pm Ah, OK. In that case not.

It will be all the rage in Cannock (or Kenyck as it's known to its denizens).
I always heard it as "Connock"
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David wrote: Thu Feb 16, 2023 8:41 am
mangocrazy wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 8:51 pm Ah, OK. In that case not.

It will be all the rage in Cannock (or Kenyck as it's known to its denizens).
I always heard it as "Connock"
It's a tough one - hard to represent phonetically. A bit like Doodloy...
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My take on that would be Dudlie....not being pedantic.
And Tippun for Tipton.
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I guess it depends a lot on where you're originally from and what accents you're familiar with. I lived the first 10 years of my life in Sarf Lahndan before we moved up to Stafford. Compared to other areas not that far away, Stafford has a fairly neutral non-accent; certainly compared to Wolves or Stoke. So the way I hear Black Country accents are probably different to the way others do.
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KungFooBob wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 8:32 pm I don't think 'brown' was the expected look.

https://www.cmcbikes.com/used-motorcycl ... rP98bxK-NI

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On the closer pics you can see it's kind of an orange weave in the CF, but it still looks brown!
We did a Rolls-Royce bonnet in that stuff once. Ironically a Roller would pull off brown way better than orange carbon fibre :lol:

It's only half carbon by the way. Its 50/50 carbon and glass with a coloured resin. The carbon is black of course, the glass then lets you see the resin colour.
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A bikebay offering....

1999 Yamaha tw
£1,995

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Skub wrote: Sat Feb 18, 2023 4:20 pm A bikebay offering....

1999 Yamaha tw
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That's not nice but I think it's still an improvement on the original bike.
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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/195642823871 ... R86ctuTYYQ

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Choppers are bad enough, the V50 isn't exactly powerful and they used possible the worst thing Honda ever put on a bike, the enclosed disc brake.
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Bustaspoke wrote: Thu Mar 09, 2023 5:17 pm Honda VFR750 for sale on Ebay

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255984967944
In fairness, he hasn't done too bad a job. There are some shit bits, like the seat, but he's basically flipped the engine and frame. As standard the VFR had a lacquered aluminium frame and a black powder-coated engine. He's changed that to a silver engine and black frame. The only real problem is that it's an 86/87 VFR which ran a 16" front wheel and an 18" rear wheel, and choice of tyres in those sizes is very restricted.
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