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In the early days of t'Internet I briefly had an email address of "graham@fuck.it" I was quite upset when it stopped working.
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Scpeaking of MH problems, I was sent this by my Son, who suffers from anxiety!

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Ooh bit o’ politics!

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Grilled a chicken for two hours yesterday.

Still wouldn't tell me why it crossed road.
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Demannu wrote: Thu Mar 16, 2023 5:47 pm FB_IMG_1678984461557.jpg
Is her name Donna?
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That reminds me of a girl I dated, who had one which really did look like a doner kebab, the doner kebab meat!
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A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I," then at his knee, meaning, "need," and he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw." The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.
The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, ''What the hell is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!'' The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, ''I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming.''
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How to speak Irish. Say it fast


Whale


Oil


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1976 called, they'd like their joke back please!
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Demannu wrote: Tue Mar 21, 2023 4:21 pm 1976 called, they'd like their joke back please!
Just that one, or the other 1563 I have as well!? :shock: :lol:
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Don't forget to alter your clocks this weekend .......
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