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Just bought the the wife's Valentines present.......
A hot air balloon trip across America.
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I'm pissed off. Some businesses are jumping on the bandwagon. Seriously, how can a Funeral Directors put up their prices and blame it on the cost of living!! :x












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Nobody wants to listen to Whitesnake with me.

So here I go again on my own :(
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Mr. Dazzle wrote: Wed Mar 01, 2023 1:43 pm Nobody wants to listen to Whitesnake with me.

So here I go again on my own :(
Take it slow and easy.
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In fairness, she's never been torpedoed.
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gremlin wrote: Wed Mar 01, 2023 3:49 pm In fairness, she's never been torpedoed.
I bet she has.......
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<Pedant> That's Mr Spock. Dr Spock wrote a series of best selling child psychology books and wasn't from the planet Vulcan. </>
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KungFooBob wrote: Wed Mar 01, 2023 8:47 pm
Taipan wrote: Wed Mar 01, 2023 8:44 pm Image
<Pedant> That's Mr Spock. Dr Spock wrote a series of best selling child psychology books and wasn't from the planet Vulcan. </>
Oxford Uni awarded him an honorary Doctorate posthumously...
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The first or 2nd time he died?

Bearing in mind he doesn't die for the first time until 2285.
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