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What in the actual fuck

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Check the state of this twat

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Is that the new Alpinestars airbag suit?
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Looks like some villain from a low budget film, I give you, Cockendium Magnificus.

It pains me to know that I know who it is.

Meanwhile I'm watching a programme about someone with real talent. Joni Mitchell wouldn't get a look in at the Brit Awards though. :roll:
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Yeah, just screams "look at me please please please!" to me.

Shite tune, just a bit vanilla and dull really, and really wanky words IMO.

Vid below for anyone who hasn't seen it and wants to see who Sam Smith is, or probably more accurately, who , err, they want to be seen as...

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There's some mental health stuff going on there IMO.
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He does a not bad version of Donna Summers I Feel Love.
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Succeeded in getting people attention - which I think is the main aim.
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Maybe they, as i understand the collective pronoun for this individual(s), are good at farting to get the suit that inflated. :shifty:
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I think he looks like an extra from Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

Or


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Any dafter than some of Bowie's outfits in the '70s? Or a lot of glam rockers come to that?
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cheb wrote: Sat Feb 11, 2023 10:02 pm Any dafter than some of Bowie's outfits in the '70s? Or a lot of glam rockers come to that?
Roy Wood's Wizard liked a wee dress up now and then
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cheb wrote: Sat Feb 11, 2023 10:02 pm Any dafter than some of Bowie's outfits in the '70s? Or a lot of glam rockers come to that?
Bowie had talent......this guy.....hmmmm
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Buckaroo wrote: Sat Feb 11, 2023 10:31 pm
cheb wrote: Sat Feb 11, 2023 10:02 pm Any dafter than some of Bowie's outfits in the '70s? Or a lot of glam rockers come to that?
Bowie had talent......this guy.....hmmmm
TBF he is not my kind of music but the guy can sing.
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Can you all at least keep this kind of hate to the political shite section, he's a bloke in a dress with some make-up on, get over it, he's not going to hurt you.
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He clearly hates us subjecting our eyes to that absolute pish!

It really shouldn’t be political, he’s dressed like a complete walloper. I suppose if it were aimed at his non binary i identify as a blown up balloon then it would be a tad more political but we’re not saying that, are we? 👀
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Buckaroo wrote: Sat Feb 11, 2023 10:31 pm
cheb wrote: Sat Feb 11, 2023 10:02 pm Any dafter than some of Bowie's outfits in the '70s? Or a lot of glam rockers come to that?
Bowie had talent......this guy.....hmmmm
It's quite interesting what celebrities will be forgiven if they have a 'something', yet others will be cast into the outer darkness for less.
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I think the Chinese may be looking to Sam as the next weather balloon.
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wull wrote: Sun Feb 12, 2023 5:50 am He clearly hates us subjecting our eyes to that absolute pish!

It really shouldn’t be political, he’s dressed like a complete walloper. I suppose if it were aimed at his non binary i identify as a blown up balloon then it would be a tad more political but we’re not saying that, are we? 👀
Fair play if you're just tacking the mickey out of pop stars dresses.

From a marketing point of view he's very successfully got everyone talking about him and they say that there is no such thing as bad PR.
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Actually, I think I saw this suit is the latest SW-Motech catalogue...
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Early versions of the suit late last century
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